1.
GALAXIES AWAY : eternally late to nintendo family functions (please don't let me get drunk again)
2:21
2.
WING CAP : flying through snow covered foggy clouds over emerald coast (to see the nintendo fam for christmas)
3:22
3.
NO COINS : broke again just in time for christmas (these pretzels are making me thirsty and these gifts are going on credit)
2:04
4.
GANGSTA A$$ SHY GUYZ: sippin 40 oz on pixelated ice rainbows smokin fat J's filled with fireflowers (throwing fireballs at passersby)
1:31
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SUPER MARIO LOVE MAKER: quit cutting onions and making hoagies in bed (we should be making christmas cookies but i'm a professional italian sausage manufacturer)
1:11
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ULTIMATE FAITH: the neverending quest to find the princess gifts (she's never satisfied)
1:45
7.
WARIO'S WHACKY WONDERLAND GIFTSHOP: selective bargain shopping at shifting sands (passionfruit for luigi)
1:33
8.
OBSCENELY EXPENSIVE POLLYANNA FOR A SPECIAL KIND OF PERSON: down at dire, dire docks (throwing dice with wario)
1:45
9.
DIDDY KONG SLED RACING: gift drive at the tropical freeze kongos (binge drinking capri-sun for maximum pleasure)
1:45
10.
HOLIDAY STARHUNTER : i will collect all 50 stars as a way to prove my love for you (performed by YOSHI)
2:13
11.
CHRISTMAS BEACH DRIFTER: caught in the slipstream (bout to hit my sister with a koopa shell)
1:15
12.
FROZEN SUNSHINELAND : humming while lost in the cages of rocci harbor but the scenery is so beautiful i could rot here forever (the ice covered ocean is breathtaking)
1:48
13.
BABY MARIO KEEPS SHITTING ALL OVER DELFINO PLAZA: please stop feeding him mushrooms hes a baby (yoshi isn't watching him he's off in yorknew city looking for wives for the holiday)
1:25
14.
LAST MINUTE SHOPPING AT COCONUT MALL : for that last star for the queen my biddy (i love malls at christmastime they remind me of vaporwave)
1:22
15.
FROSTED CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ON THE SNOW COVERED CHRISTMAS TREE : princess peach decorates the tree all by herself while waiting all night for her greasy gavone (performed by the princess herself)
1:41
16.
SUGARLAND : elope with me on a sleigh to yoshi's island (elon musk told me to reproduce spontaneously to fix population problem)
1:19
17.
SUPER-SECRET-SURPRISE : pit stop at bowser's secret gentleman's club (listener discretion advised)
0:33
18.
GRAND THEFT MARIO KART: i stole this mariokart to get home fast and furiously for christmas (beautiful snow reflecting off my spinners)
1:48
19.
RABBID BUNNY SOUL MANIFESTATION JINGLE: : what + where tf is rabbids when you need them (does anybody even play those games? if so let me know how they are and i'll put them on my christmas list)
2:54
20.
SNOW FALLS UPON BOB-OMB BATTLEFIELD : so many tears for lost bob-ombs (christmas memorial tribute at mushroom kingdom graveyard for our fallen bob-ombs)
2:37
21.
MULTICOLOR FROSTED CHRISTMAS LIGHT DUAL: racing bowser to put up my lights quicker (bout to make like donkey kong and christmas vacation his a$$ off that ladder)
1:45
22.
TOAD SOUL BALLAD : i may have little man syndrome but this christmas i'm nothing but heart (if only i were a frog)
1:55
23.
ITALIAN GIFT WRAPPING DELUXE FACTORY FACILITY : we run this place like the mob (regifting garlic for waluigi)
1:20
24.
BOWSER FLASHMOB : bowser does the bidding and the koopas do his singing (performed by KOOPA TROOPA)
1:24
25.
YOSHI BREAKDANCING in yakuza club picking up dinosaur chicks on christmas eve in yorknew city with shades on (building a prehistoric family for the holidays)
0:50
26.
ICE SKATING WITH THE NINTENFAM : she doo doo doo too just like meh? ew NO THANKS : ( (ride like the wind kristi yamagutchi)
1:17
27.
AQUAFRESH: chaos and shadow mario racing at the super special majestic mario and sonic olympics (winner gets a vacation to the north pole)
1:12
28.
CURB STOMPIN' GOOMBAS : its ok its christmas i won't jump on your face (but as soon as the clock strikes midnight you're as good as dead)
1:10
29.
LAKITU LULLABY : beautiful voice but you sound like you got sh*t in your mouth (what a beautiful holiday with my family)
1:43
30.
CHRISTMAS DINNER EXTRAVAGANZA: wario eating everything in sight (everyone is happy and safe/we are so blessed) HAVE A MAGICAL CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!
0:48