Once Wuz 1‐Speed Fukin’ Bike

EP by 1-Speed Bike

First released: 2003

1.
Crappy Recording of Novelty 7 Inch Bought at Dutch Thrift Store Being Played Through My Best Friend’s Dumpstered Speakers
2:41
2.
Marketing and Promotion Music Machine Blows My Teenage Mind by Turning Garbage Into Money
3:26
3.
Punk Rock Saved My Life, pt 4
1:55
4.
Borrowing My Mom’s Beige Rabbit for My First Camping Trip, Tripping Out to FM Radio on Highway 401
1:58
5.
A Tale of the Horrors of Both Cocaine and Not Asking Consent
4:12
6.
Composed to Be Played for George W’s 2004 Visit to Be Played From Sound Truck Just Before Inevitable Arrest
4:06
7.
Debora St Drug Dealer Smiling and Counting $20 Bills While Whistling This Tune While Man With Black and Blue Face Stands Crying Next to Him
1:55
8.
Hot Waitress 12 Years Older Then Me Sexy Dancing With Me While Taking Off My Dishwashing Apron; Even Older Gay Waiter Joins In
2:48