About
- 1.El Gallito (intro)2:40
- 2.There's an Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice2:19
- 3.Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning3:02
- 4.If You Were a McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be an Orange Soda, but Your Dick Would Be a Shriveled-Up Fry1:35
- 5.Klootzak Keizer (intro)1:09
- 6.Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into a Trailer After It, and His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From a Relative's Home2:54
- 7.8 Months Stuck in a Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses5:38
- 8.From the Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small5:44
- 9.Cats Don't Judge People Do6:09
- 10.Some People Know How to Roll When They Fall Off a Bike (Hrsta remix)3:14
- 11.My Dick Is This Small Because It'S -40 Degrees F4:49
- 12.The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta remix)4:52
- 13.Shoving the Guardian Up My Ass While Binge Drinking With a Hoodie On4:47
- 14.Will Death Stop Lenny Kravitz's Ego?5:54
- 15.Easy E White House Dinner Menu Problem5:59

