Live From the Bear Trap

Le Don Cheedle's Choice Blend

Crash Into Savings (What if Dave Matthews Band was Your Insurance Claims Adjuster?)

If I were 5 Years Younger and You Were 4 Years Older, This Would Still Be Creepy.

How Would You Like It if I Sold Burritos Where You Buy Religion?

Hot Otter Music

Your Teen Angst is So Precious I want to Dress it Up in Meier & Frank Kid's Clothes and Take Pictures of it in a Tiny Train

Only Real Vegans Don't Let You Throw Away Hot Dog Wrappers In Their House

Snakes On a Plane, On Fire, On Ice, In Your Mom's Bedroom, With the lights on, so they can make eye contact the entire time.