I Put Gore on the Cover to Be Hard and Edgy but Please Dont Tell My Mom I Dont Want to Get Grounded Again

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  1. 1.
    Anal Cunt Are Metal
    0:15
  2. 2.
    Each Song Sounds the Same Because Each Song Is the Same
    0:18
  3. 3.
    I Should've Made My Project About Frogs Since a Shitty Phyllomedusa Rip-Off Band Has Never Been Done Before
    0:04
  4. 4.
    Download Our New 69 Track Pornogrind EP on Www.Cumfartvaginalsmegma.Blogspot.Com but Dont Tell My Brother He'll Just Tattle on Me
    0:07
  5. 5.
    Bum Sick Is More Offensive Than This
    0:01
  6. 6.
    Loligrind in a Nutshell
    0:18
  7. 7.
    Listening to Sick Br00tal Cybergrind While Drinking Monster Energy Drinks and Playing COD
    0:17
  8. 8.
    Getting a Papercut and Calling It Goregrind
    0:03
  9. 9.
    I Only Listen to Albums Where Just the Intro Scrobbles
    0:00
  10. 10.
    I Think Putting Gore on My Cover Is Very Original and Will Make Me Stand Out From Other Bands
    0:04
  11. 11.
    Omphalectoicxanthopsia Tries Too Hard
    0:04
  12. 12.
    No Effects on Vox 100% Goregrind!!!
    0:10
  13. 13.
    Making Music of a Genre Known for Being Offensive Then Getting Pissed If a Skinhead Likes It
    0:10
  14. 14.
    Giving Your Band Some Long Vulgar Name That Doesn't Even Make Sense Then Shortening It to Every First Letter With Shitloads of Xs Because You're a Fucking Pussy
    0:11
  15. 15.
    Having a Wet Dream Then Making the Cum Stain a Porngrind Logo
    0:04
  16. 16.
    Only Real Grindcore Uses Pig Squeals
    0:07
  17. 17.
    The Virus I Had on My Computer When I Was in Middle School Is a Better Vocalist Than You
    0:03
  18. 18.
    Only Grind Worth Listening to Are Those Bands That Have Like Nine 14 Year Old Malaysian Kids That Wear Black Metal Makeup for Somereason
    0:06
  19. 19.
    Bands That Put Reverb on Everything Are Trying to Be Artsy but Suck More Than Cybergrind (First Hedera Helix album Coming Soon!!! 1)
    0:06
  20. 20.
    I Respect Metal Archives's Definition of Metal
    0:10
  21. 21.
    Please Don't Tell My Mom I Sampled One of the Naked Lady Videos She'll Ground Me
    0:12
  22. 22.
    Making Porngrind Because You're a Loser That Thinks Putting Porn Samples in Your Songs Makes You Hard but Only Thing Hard About It Is Your Dick
    0:09
  23. 23.
    OK, We Get It, You Think Fart Jokes Are Funny, Have the Humor of an 8 Year Old, and Can't Handle Anything Fast, but Please Stop Making Corprogrind
    0:03
  24. 24.
    Gorenoise Is for Hipsters
    0:13
  25. 25.
    Some Dumb Interlude Track So That the Song After the Gorenoise One Wouldn't Sound Quiet
    0:06
  26. 26.
    Zoogrind Is for Furries
    0:03
  27. 27.
    I Like How You Uploaded Just Your Half of Your Split, Thanks, Not Putting Links to the Other Side Is Very Helpful, Thank You for Being Such a Helpful Person, Really
    0:10
  28. 28.
    OK, We Get It, You're a Virgin, See Women as Sex Objects, Have a Peeing Calvin Sticker on Your Pick-Up Truck, and Probably Vape, but Please Stop Making Porngrind
    0:13
  29. 29.
    Just Because Its Grindcore Doesn't Mean Your Label Has to Have an Awful Name
    0:03
  30. 30.
    I Can Read Your Logo, Fucking Poser
    0:02
  31. 31.
    Russians Make Noisecore Because You Have to Be Drunk and Talentless to Make It (Implying This Actually Took Talent to Make)
    0:05
  32. 32.
    Are You Compensating for Something With How Many Tracks You Have on Your Album?
  33. 33.
    Outro (Atleast This album Wasn't Corprogrind!)
    0:38

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