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- 1.Congratulations! (A Personalized E-Invitation)0:42
- 2.Onboarding Suite No. 1 (Orientation Paperwork)2:56
- 3.Onboarding Suite No. 2 (Ode to New Cubicle Smell in a Major)1:37
- 4.Onboarding Suite No. 3 (Sexual Harrassment Sensitivity Training Operetta)3:25
- 5.Onboarding Suite No. 4 (New Employee Productivity Training Tape Fanfare)1:11
- 6.Onboarding Suite No. 5 (Anthem for a Mandatory Teambuilding Exercise)5:00
- 7.Human Resources Suite No. 1 (Mandatory 10 Panel Drug Test Dirge)3:15
- 8.Human Resources Suite No. 2 (Two Weeks Paid Vacation interlude)3:39
- 9.Human Resources Suite No. 3 (Finanziaro (An Aria to the Personal Expense Account))1:46
- 10.Human Resources Suite No. 4 (10th Cup of All You Can Drink Coffee)2:12
- 11.Human Resources Suite No. 5 (Issuance Serenade for a New Printer Code)1:19
- 12.Career Trajectory Suite No. 1 (ISO 9001 Training Webinar for 3 Violins and a Cello)3:04
- 13.Career Trajectory Suite No. 2 (Digital Distruption Concerto)1:48
- 14.Career Trajectory Suite No. 3 (Staying Late for the 4th Time This Week Coda)1:36
- 15.Career Trajectory Suite No. 4 (Afterhours Scherzo/Drinks with the Boss)1:47
- 16.Career Trajectory Suite No. 5 (March to the Annual Review with Corporate)1:56
- 17.Upper Management Suite No. 1 (Chorus of Angels for the Annual Shareholders/Meeting and Appointment of a New Corporate Scapegoat)4:01
- 18.Upper Management Suite No. 2 (Promotion and Ascension of a New CEO to the Corporate Heavens)4:06
- 19.Upper Management Suite No. 3 (A Duty of Loyalty/Signed in Blood)3:08
- 20.Upper Management Suite No. 4 (Your Fate Was Written in the Spreadsheet of Destiny)2:10
- 21.Upper Management Suite No. 5 (Manufacturing a Public Relations Disaster (Lead the Lamb to Slaughter))2:56
- 22.Notice of Termination5:44
- 23.Vacancy Announcement (Join the Team!)0:42







