Corporate Symphony No. 1

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  1. 1.
    Congratulations! (A Personalized E-Invitation)
    0:42
  2. 2.
    Onboarding Suite No. 1 (Orientation Paperwork)
    2:56
  3. 3.
    Onboarding Suite No. 2 (Ode to New Cubicle Smell in a Major)
    1:37
  4. 4.
    Onboarding Suite No. 3 (Sexual Harrassment Sensitivity Training Operetta)
    3:25
  5. 5.
    Onboarding Suite No. 4 (New Employee Productivity Training Tape Fanfare)
    1:11
  6. 6.
    Onboarding Suite No. 5 (Anthem for a Mandatory Teambuilding Exercise)
    5:00
  7. 7.
    Human Resources Suite No. 1 (Mandatory 10 Panel Drug Test Dirge)
    3:15
  8. 8.
    Human Resources Suite No. 2 (Two Weeks Paid Vacation interlude)
    3:39
  9. 9.
    Human Resources Suite No. 3 (Finanziaro (An Aria to the Personal Expense Account))
    1:46
  10. 10.
    Human Resources Suite No. 4 (10th Cup of All You Can Drink Coffee)
    2:12
  11. 11.
    Human Resources Suite No. 5 (Issuance Serenade for a New Printer Code)
    1:19
  12. 12.
    Career Trajectory Suite No. 1 (ISO 9001 Training Webinar for 3 Violins and a Cello)
    3:04
  13. 13.
    Career Trajectory Suite No. 2 (Digital Distruption Concerto)
    1:48
  14. 14.
    Career Trajectory Suite No. 3 (Staying Late for the 4th Time This Week Coda)
    1:36
  15. 15.
    Career Trajectory Suite No. 4 (Afterhours Scherzo/Drinks with the Boss)
    1:47
  16. 16.
    Career Trajectory Suite No. 5 (March to the Annual Review with Corporate)
    1:56
  17. 17.
    Upper Management Suite No. 1 (Chorus of Angels for the Annual Shareholders/Meeting and Appointment of a New Corporate Scapegoat)
    4:01
  18. 18.
    Upper Management Suite No. 2 (Promotion and Ascension of a New CEO to the Corporate Heavens)
    4:06
  19. 19.
    Upper Management Suite No. 3 (A Duty of Loyalty/Signed in Blood)
    3:08
  20. 20.
    Upper Management Suite No. 4 (Your Fate Was Written in the Spreadsheet of Destiny)
    2:10
  21. 21.
    Upper Management Suite No. 5 (Manufacturing a Public Relations Disaster (Lead the Lamb to Slaughter))
    2:56
  22. 22.
    Notice of Termination
    5:44
  23. 23.
    Vacancy Announcement (Join the Team!)
    0:42

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