First released: April 2005
About
- 1.Capcom Still Doesn't Present
- 2.In Loving Memory of the Integrity of the Video Game Industry, We Shall Rape Lara Croft With a Plunger
- 3.Poon Tank
- 4.KMFCM (Kill Mother Fucking Cory Monster)
- 5.Girls Who Google Their Name
- 6.Ashleevanilli (A.K.A. "Girl You Know It's Girl You Know It's")
- 7.Fefe Dobson, Dogs Name Dogs Face Dogs Talent (Dogs Collar)
- 8.Why Do Anime Chicks Like Intelligent Men?... Because Opposites Attract
- 9.Drowning Caitlin Betchel in Her Fake Ass Tears
- 10.Androgyny Isn't Hardcore (But Hey, Neither Are We)
- 11.9/13/93
- 12.Awaiting the Video Game Crash
- 13.Adam Cooley's Girl Is Lame (But He's Still Mah Dawg)
- 14.Napalm Sticks to Little Girls
- 15.New Games Suck, but They're Still Better Than Girls
- 16.We Blew Up the Blood Banks to Kill You Vampire Wannabes and Your Girlfriends
- 17.Unfuckable Girls With Huge Mullets From the 80s
- 18.Shoujocide
- 19.Maury Povich Will Be Right Back After These Messages
- 20.Rape a Redhead in a Santa Hat for the Brothas That Ain'There No Mo
- 21.New Black Eyed Peas Vs. Old Black Eyed Peas (White Girls Ruin Everything)
- 22.Shit, Aren't Those Your Panties in That Vending Machine?
- 23.Yu Gi Oh Theme Song
- 24.John Romero Will Make You His Bitch
- 25.Sebastianna's Coke Nail
- 26.Psychic Enemy Hotline
- 27.Adult Swim vs. Mindless Self Indulgence in the Battle for Most Annoying Fanbase Ever
- 28.And the Winner Is...... DIR EN GREY!!
- 29.The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 1
- 30.The Tale of Jennifer Being Kicked Off CM's Friend List, Part 2
- 31.If You Were a True Gamer Girl, You'd Jam on My Joystick
- 32.Neopets Doesn't Count as a Strategy Game
- 33.EGM Tribute Song (Thank God You Pissed Off the Dir En Grey Fancunts)
- 34.Electronic GAY-Ming Monthly (R U E for Sony to Fuck Your Ass?)
- 35.Did You Eat Craps (J-Rock Got Me Nothing but Enemies, Part 2)
- 36.NEWS FLASH: Krystal Yang Finally Comes Forward About Being the Cause of the Herpes Epidemic Within the Visual Kei Scene
- 37.Xbox Murder Mystery 2 Electric Boogaloo
- 38.Waiting for Magenta on the Porch With Shotgun in Hand
- 39.Suitcase Girl (Some Assembly Required)
- 40.The Only Good Thing That Ever Came Out of Her Mouth Was My Black Cock
- 41.Pokerap
- 42.If Promiscuity Was an Olympic Event You'd Be Polishing That Gold Medal Right Now
- 43.Some Girl on IMDB Said Battle Royale 2 Was Better Than the Original
- 44.This Is Adam Cooley's World, You Hoes Just Live in It
- 45.Zack Morris's Cell Phone
- 46.Music to Pop Zits To
- 47.Not Quite Gamers, Not Quite Whores, Failures at Both
- 48.I Bet There Were Otaku in the Heaven's Gate Cult
- 49.Cunt Flavored Slushies
- 50.The Crackpipe in Elizabeth's Handbag
- 51.Why Princesses Wear Pink
- 52.Let's Just Pretend You Tried to Rape Me So My Parents Won't Think I'm a Slut
- 53.Hoobastank Made Her Do It - The Rachelle Waterman Story, Tonight on Lifetime
- 54.Crazy Joe Will Smash You With His Truck and Drag You Under the Trailer Tandems
- 55.Maximum Scene Points for Being a Tranny
- 56.The Song That Killed One Unfortunate DDR Champ (And Injured 3 Others)
- 57.What? Another Sex Tape?
- 58.No, One Rakey Blowjob Behind the Karaoke Room at Otakon Does Not Entitle You to a Free PSP
- 59.Does Ubisoft Fix Your Mascara When You Cry After Losing?
- 60.Telling the Camera Guy From Bang Bus to Shut the Fuck Up
- 61.If a Dead Rock Star Were Gonna Posess ANYONE, Why the FUCK Would They Choose an Obsessed Fancunt Like You
- 62.Krystine Krystine, Wannabe Groupie Machine
- 63.Mary Kate's Coke Nail
- 64.Mary Kate's Coke Nail vs. Sebastianna's Coke Nail
- 65.Lining Up All the Spongebob Queerpants Fans and Chopping Off Their Heads One by One...... Genetic Cleansing at It's Finest
- 66.Fuck, You're Not Even Pretty When You Cry
- 67.Get Fucking Cancer
- 68.The New Video Game Crash
- 69.This Is Track Sixty Nine (feat. The Girls Against Boys Dude, the Snapcase Guy and Nick Cave)