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- 1.An Apple a Day, You'll Die Anyway1:40
- 2.Can I Be Aborted, Even Though I'm 29?2:01
- 3.Eating Holograms of Twinkies Will Still Make You Gain Weight, Sorry1:01
- 4.I Saw Something That Reminded Me of You, Then I Flushed1:11
- 5.Life Is Like a Box of Chocolates, Mostly Disappointing0:56
- 6.Slurp'n Up That Ice Cream Baby1:42
- 7.Staring Into the Jaws of Capitalism and Saying Yes Daddy Please1:05
- 8.Weddings Are Funerals With Cake1:32
- 9.Whine Moms1:02
- 10.Cover Me With Spiders and Gasoline? I'm In!1:17
- 11.You Must Be Depression, Because You Make Me Want to Kill Myself1:29
- 12.If the Spaghetti Monster Doesn't Exist, Why Do Planets Look Like Meatballs?1:51
- 13.King Douche on His Throne of Loneliness1:54

