Dirk Wears White Sox
Album by Adam and the Ants
Dirk Wears White Sox is the debut studio album by British post-punk band Adam and the Ants, released in 1979. The album showcases the band's early sound, blending elements of post-punk and art rock with quirky lyrics and unconventional song structures.
First released: 30th November 1979

Tracklist
- 1.Cartrouble, Part 1 & Part 26:51
- 2.Digital Tenderness3:03
- 3.Nine Plan Failed5:18
- 4.Day I Met God2:58
- 5.Tabletalk5:34
- 6.Cleopatra3:15
- 7.Catholic Day3:08
- 8.Never Trust a Man (With Egg on His Face)3:13
- 9.Animals & Men3:20
- 10.Family of Noise2:36
- 11.The Idea3:26
- 12.Zerox3:48
- 13.Whip in My Valise4:00
- 14.Kick!1:37
- 15.Physical (single version)3:59
- 16.Cartrouble, Part 1 &, Part 2 (Chris Hughes mix)6:36
- 17.Friends (single version)2:40
- 18.Cartrouble (single version)3:24
- 19.Kick! (single version)2:06