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- 1.My Grandpa was 65 he runs a mile to stay fit, he's 70 now and has no idea where he is3:39
- 2.I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me2:34
- 3.Chickens sit on eggs because they don't have chairs1:59
- 4.My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo2:12
- 5.6 is afraid of 7 because 7 is a registered 6 offender2:38
- 6.A family walks into a hotel and requests the porn to be disabled, clerk says It's just regular porn you sick fuck3:33
- 7.A dyslexic man walks into a bra3:12
- 8.Lord told John if he comes forth he will receive eternal life, John came fifth and received a toaster4:21
- 9.If you are ever cold just stand in the corner, they are usually 90 degrees2:31
- 10.Bought some shoes from my drug dealer, don't know what he laced them with I've been tripping all day3:01
- 11.The best nation in the world is donation2:53
- 12.I threw a boomerang a few years ago and I now live in constant fear3:20







