I Attuned with the Hand of Vecna and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

Like Casting Mordenkainen's Sword in a Storm of Vengeance Fight.

When a Beholder Cries Nothing Feels Safe.

The Difference Between Me and You is I'm a Wizard and You're a Witch. I Do Magic. 90% of What You Do is Rock Collecting and Drug Abuse.

You Can Like Vecna's Candy but Don't Join His Cult.

I'm Getting Out of This Dungeon Even if I Die Trying. Which is Probably the Case.

Memory is an Illusion. A Fire That Needs Constant Tending.