First released: October 2000
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- 1.Anyone Who Names a Track "So and So Can Kiss My Such and Such Ass" Can Kiss My (Adjective) (Noun) Ass.3:00
- 2.Really Harsh Noisy Breaks Don't Cover Up for Lack of Talent, or Do They?3:30
- 3.I Can't Believe I Ate You Out2:31
- 4.Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em (Its I.D.M. Cause the Snares Are Channeled mix)2:31
- 5.I Can't Wait Till This Road Turns to Two Lanes So I Can Pass This Stupid Fucker.3:01
- 6.If I Would Have Opened W/ A Noise Track Everyone Would Think I'm Tough Right?3:01
- 7.Name Your Song After the Sample That Is in It Einstein.1:31
- 8.You Made a Really Short Song With One Sample Cause You Were Low on Material and Ideas. I Did It for This Whole Album.2:01
- 9.All the Baggy Pants in the World Won't Change the Fact That You Are One Ugly Bitch.4:00
- 10.It Is Sad When You Realize Fabric Touches Your Genitals More Than a Girl.2:01
- 11.Sweatshirts, Khakis and Krokus Cassettes. (Teen Wolf Versus Stiles mix)2:30
- 12.Tube Sock Breasts1:30
- 13.Every Night I Go to Bed and Think About Every Single Relationship That I've Fucked Up.4:30
- 14.Do I Come to Your Country and Sample Your Movies?3:07
- 15.There Is No Selling Out If You Never Bought in.3:31
- 16.What You Lack in Creativity, You Make Up for With Piercings and Pant Width.2:00
- 17.Your Life Is Only as Meaningless as the Music You Listen to, Case in Point.2:00
- 18.You Can Tune a Piano, but Oh No! Tuna Bitch.2:00
- 19.Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em. (2 Legit 2 Quit remix by JLHI)4:01
- 20.Intro/Sample/Build/Sample/Breaks//Effects/Sample/Slowerbreaks/Sample/End.4:01
- 21.I Think I'm Cool Because My Song Titles Are Long and Point Out Flaws in Others.1:00
- 22.The Funny Thing Is, I Hate Myself Most of All...9:59





