
First released: 11th August 2025
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- 1.Panic Mode Sets In as Phone Battery Life Sits at One Percent While in the Middle of a Winning Battle Needed for Ranking Up2:04
- 2.Bandmate Tripped and Fell on Stage, Then Respawned Backstage Without Any of Their Gear... or Dignity1:33
- 3.What We Thought Was a Legendary Loot Drop Turned Out to Be a Slightly Shinier Mic Stand, Just Slightly1:23
- 4.Low Key Thought the Tutorial Boss Was the Final Boss Since the Health Bar Tripled2:02
- 5.Stage Lights Entered Rage Mode and Wouldn’t Stop Targeting Our Shy Keyboardist2:43
- 6.Opening Band Low Key Got Soft Banned From the Venue for Spamming the Same Chord in the Intro2:28
- 7.Stage Lights Entered Rage Mode Again and Wouldn’t Stop Targeting Our Ham of a Bass Player2:09
- 8.Patch Log Mentions a Visual Bug Where the Mic Stand Would Hover Three Feet Above the Stage if Band Members Plug Their Amps in the Wrong Order2:14
- 9.Shamisen Rock Banger Solo Cooldown Increased From Thirty to Forty Five Seconds to Prevent Overuse1:17
- 10.Unintended Side Quest Ensued by Asking for More Monitor Volume1:53
- 11.Someone Claims There Is a Bug Where Fans Can Bypass the Merch Queue by Wall Clipping1:24
- 12.Nerfed the Fog Machine So It Doesn’t Soft Lock Visibility During Ballads2:04
- 13.Shamisen Rock Riff Was So Spicy the Venue Tried to Patch It Out in the Encore1:05
- 14.NPC Bartender Gave Us a Side Quest That Was Just Play Louder, Achievement Unlocked From Amp Screech When Plugging In1:51
- 15.Lag Spikes Hit Harder Than the Drummer’s Double Kick2:15
- 16.Crowd Low Key Started a Raid Party Mid Set and Actually Cleared It1:20
- 17.Shamisen Rock Slapper Chorus Came Out of Nowhere Like an RNG Encounter1:46
- 18.Shamisen Rock Riff That Slaps Landed Right as the Power Went Out, Lead Stagehand Looked Sus1:28
- 19.Accidentally Equipped the Wrong Deck and Then Overconfidently Fired Up Ranked Mode1:49
- 20.Fixed a Bug Where the Bassist Could Soft Lock the Setlist by Tuning Mid Song1:13
- 21.Infinite Loop of Soundcheck Dialogue When Talking to Audio Engineer NPC Was Triggered by Our Chatty Drummer2:05
- 22.Reworked the Stage Dive Mechanic to Reduce Fall Damage on Failed Landings2:53
- 23.Let's Increase the Drop Rate of Guitar Picks That Spawn in the Pit1:35
- 24.Rebalanced Mic Feedback Damage so It No Longer One Shots the Sound Guy1:27
- 25.Shamisen Metal Banger Ending Theme Had the Credits Rolling Before the Last Note2:01
