First released: 2002
About
Disc 1
- 1.To the Listener1:14
- 2.Oh, You Shouldn't Skip the Introduction!4:00
- 3.Chapter 01: Oh, the Mistakes You'll Keep Repeating!10:44
- 4.Chapter 02: Oh, the Advice You Should Ignore!5:33
- 5.Chapter 03: Oh, the Personal Notes You Should Write!6:14
- 6.Chapter 04: Oh, Are You Going to Hate Your First Job!8:50
- 7.Chapter 05: Oh, the Drugs You Will Take!4:52
- 8.Chapter 06: Oh, the Orgasms You'll Have!6:23
- 9.Chapter 07: Oh, the Orgasms You'll Fake! (For the Ladies)3:06
- 10.Chapter 08: Oh, If You're Involved in Hardcore Bondage and Discipline, You Should Have a 'safeword'!2:11
Disc 2
- 1.Chapter 09: Oh, Pick a Religion, Any Religion!5:30
- 2.Chapter 10: Oh, the Things You'll Keep Telling Yourself!4:54
- 3.Chapter 11: Oh, the Politicians Who Will Disappoint You!5:34
- 4.Chapter 12: Oh, the Person of Your Dreams vs. The Person You Can Actually Attract!6:05
- 5.Chapter 13: Oh, Just Looking at Your Spouse Will Make Your Skin Crawl!5:14
- 6.Chapter 14: Oh, the Violent Television Your Children Will Watch!5:47
- 7.Chapter 15: Oh, the Bad Investments You'll Make (And the Good Ones You Won't)!6:42
- 8.Chapter 16: Oh, You Should Go to Canada and See the Northern Lights Before You Die!5:11
- 9.Chapter 17: Oh, the Weight You Will Gain!5:58
- 10.Chapter 18: Oh, the Houses You Will Covet, and the Homeowners You Will Envy!6:57
- 11.Chapter 19: Oh, the People You Must Trample to Get Ahead!3:39
- 12.Chapter 20: Oh, the Books You'll Read!4:34
- 13.Chapter 21: Oh, the People You'll Sue!2:17
Disc 3
- 1.Chapter 22: Oh, Watch Out for Disgruntled Former Employees!4:32
- 2.Chapter 23: Oh, the Giving Back to Your Community You Oughtta Be Doing, Instead of Listening to This!8:30
- 3.Chapter 24: Oh, the Best Is Yet to Come!5:23
- 4.Chapter 25: Oh, What Doesn't Kill You Can Have Lingering After Effects!5:39
- 5.Chapter 26: Oh, Laughter Is the Best Medicine!3:40
- 6.Chapter 27: Oh, the Loneliness, the Loneliness!4:40
- 7.Chapter 28: Oh, the Nursing Home You'll Wind Up In!3:31
- 8.Oh, the Afterward!3:00