I'm Sorry (You're Welcome)

Album by Eugene Mirman

Comedy

About

Disc 1

  1. 1.
    Introduction, a Gift From Derrick
    3:31
  2. 2.
    Some Jokes That Have to Do With My Girlfriend, a Hotel in Boston, a Man in Provincetown, Twitter, Time Vs. Timing, a Neck Pillow
    5:00
  3. 3.
    Sub Pop Showcase at SXSW
    1:56
  4. 4.
    Ask a Pastor
    3:03
  5. 5.
    Some Jokes That Touch Upon Religion, Guitar Center
    3:04
  6. 6.
    A Linkedin Profile
    2:39
  7. 7.
    The Time I Was Mugged in Mexico With Michael Stipe
    5:48
  8. 8.
    Girlfriend, Khaleesi, Any Questions, Making a 'Zine
    3:50
  9. 9.
    Contacting Celebrities on Facebook
    4:18
  10. 10.
    Not Happy With a Parking Ticket I Got in Portsmouth, NH
    7:59
  11. 11.
    Paintings I Made to Showcase at My Local Whole Foods
    2:29
  12. 12.
    I Marry a Couple From the Audience on Stage
    7:05

Disc 2

  1. 1.
    Welcome to the Meditation, Please Get Comfortable
    3:22
  2. 2.
    The Body
    2:26
  3. 3.
    Feet & Legs
    1:55
  4. 4.
    Tummy, Doodle & Hoo-Hoo
    2:54
  5. 5.
    Heart
    2:54
  6. 6.
    Throat, Arms & Hands
    2:41
  7. 7.
    Head
    1:51
  8. 8.
    Thank You Body, Simple Ways to Relax
    3:14

Disc 3

  1. 1.
    Introduction
    0:16
  2. 2.
    Horse
    0:04
  3. 3.
    Horse Galloping
    0:07
  4. 4.
    Horse III
    0:08
  5. 5.
    Duck
    0:04
  6. 6.
    Duck II
    0:08
  7. 7.
    Dog
    0:05
  8. 8.
    Cat
    0:07
  9. 9.
    Cat Purring
    0:09
  10. 10.
    Cat Asking for Directions
    0:09
  11. 11.
    Two Sheep Arguing
    0:10
  12. 12.
    Mice Making Fried Rice
    0:06
  13. 13.
    Bear
    0:04
  14. 14.
    Wolf
    0:07
  15. 15.
    Fox Embarrassed About His Boner
    0:07
  16. 16.
    Giraffe Sleeping
    0:08
  17. 17.
    Turtle
    0:04
  18. 18.
    Turtle II
    0:09
  19. 19.
    Chicken Prostitue Haggling
    0:13
  20. 20.
    Shark
    0:05
  21. 21.
    Toilet Flushing
    0:08
  22. 22.
    Blender
    0:08
  23. 23.
    Automatic Door Opening
    0:06
  24. 24.
    Doorbell
    0:04
  25. 25.
    Alarm Clock
    0:06
  26. 26.
    Frying Pan Sizzle
    0:08
  27. 27.
    Teapot Whistle
    0:09
  28. 28.
    Dishwasher Running
    0:08
  29. 29.
    Telephone Ringing
    0:07
  30. 30.
    Telephone Falling on the Ground
    0:09
  31. 31.
    Shower Running
    0:08
  32. 32.
    Crackling Fire
    0:09
  33. 33.
    VCR Ejecting a Tape
    0:06
  34. 34.
    Group of Businessmen Agreeing
    0:18
  35. 35.
    Baby Locked in a Dresser
    0:09
  36. 36.
    Fart
    0:04
  37. 37.
    Long Fart
    0:06
  38. 38.
    Fart III
    0:09
  39. 39.
    Little Girl Crying
    0:12
  40. 40.
    Man Walking in Boots
    0:12
  41. 41.
    Screaming Man
    0:05
  42. 42.
    Screaming Woman Who Sounds Like a Man
    0:07
  43. 43.
    TV Audience Clapping at Food
    0:11
  44. 44.
    Drum Circle
    0:14
  45. 45.
    Rave
    0:10
  46. 46.
    Last Guy at a Rave
    0:09
  47. 47.
    Train
    0:06
  48. 48.
    Steam Engine
    0:07
  49. 49.
    Neon Sign
    0:08
  50. 50.
    Motorcycle
    0:07
  51. 51.
    Scanning an Item
    0:04
  52. 52.
    Feeling for a Ripe Avocado
    0:06
  53. 53.
    Jihadist After Seeing About a Boy
    0:07
  54. 54.
    Jack-In-The-Box
    0:08
  55. 55.
    Jigsaw Puzzle
    0:06
  56. 56.
    Fire Truck
    0:06
  57. 57.
    Video Game
    0:05
  58. 58.
    Italian Person Eating a Pizza Pie
    0:07
  59. 59.
    Naturalized Immigrant Doing a Job You Are Unqualified For
    0:10
  60. 60.
    Abortion Doctor Enjoying a Candy Bar
    0:10
  61. 61.
    Grand Wizard Can't Find a Sock
    0:06
  62. 62.
    Powerful Senator
    0:09
  63. 63.
    Powerful Senator II
    0:11
  64. 64.
    Fighter Plane
    0:06
  65. 65.
    Ambient Noise in an Airplane
    0:12
  66. 66.
    Airplane Flying
    0:10
  67. 67.
    Police Siren
    0:07
  68. 68.
    Police Siren in Europe
    0:08
  69. 69.
    Police Siren in Belgium
    0:08
  70. 70.
    Gun Shot
    0:04
  71. 71.
    Machine Gun
    0:05
  72. 72.
    .357 Magnum Inside a Watermelon
    0:11
  73. 73.
    Gays in the Military
    0:06
  74. 74.
    Thunder
    0:05
  75. 75.
    Rain
    0:10
  76. 76.
    Hurricane
    0:10
  77. 77.
    Blizzard
    0:09
  78. 78.
    Snowing
    0:11
  79. 79.
    Sentient Robot Going About His Daily Business
    0:14
  80. 80.
    Computer Downloading a File
    0:10
  81. 81.
    New Email
    0:04
  82. 82.
    Traffic
    0:11
  83. 83.
    Kids Playing in the Park
    0:14
  84. 84.
    Kids Playing in the Park II
    0:10
  85. 85.
    Spaceship Flying
    0:10
  86. 86.
    Spaceship Crashing
    0:07
  87. 87.
    Going to Warp Speed
    0:06
  88. 88.
    Alien Supermarket
    0:18
  89. 89.
    Laser Gunfire
    0:11
  90. 90.
    Someone Controlling Technology by Waving Their Hands
    0:14
  91. 91.
    Ronald Reagan Taking a Shower
    0:09
  92. 92.
    Tacos
    0:05
  93. 93.
    Fur Coat Getting Fucked by a Bunch of Cats
    0:12
  94. 94.
    Tree Falling in a Forest
    0:09
  95. 95.
    Jewish Person Saying "Oy Vey" Wrong
    0:08
  96. 96.
    Summertime
    0:07
  97. 97.
    People Being Diligent at an Ad Agency
    0:10
  98. 98.
    Helicopter
    0:06
  99. 99.
    Living Helicopter Complaining
    0:10
  100. 100.
    Chinese Woman Eating Lasagna
    0:11
  101. 101.
    Hero Returning From a Budweiser Commercial
    0:10
  102. 102.
    Elephant Having Trouble
    0:10
  103. 103.
    One of Those People on the Street Who Tries to Get Money
    0:13
  104. 104.
    Telephone Calling a Toaster
    0:13
  105. 105.
    Grasshopper Asking a Dog a Question
    0:15
  106. 106.
    Shortwave Radio
    0:12
  107. 107.
    Two Apples on a Rainy Sunday in the Fall
    0:12
  108. 108.
    Dentist Having Sex
    0:07
  109. 109.
    Panda at a Hotel
    0:10
  110. 110.
    Birth Control Pills Telling a Little Boy Not to Eat Them
    0:10
  111. 111.
    Cat That Doesn't Mind
    0:09
  112. 112.
    Male Toothpaste Being Sneaky
    0:08
  113. 113.
    Creamy Polenta Vs. Couscous
    0:10
  114. 114.
    Old Man's Penis
    0:10
  115. 115.
    Dial Tone
    0:13
  116. 116.
    Museum That Needs to Use the Bathroom
    0:12
  117. 117.
    Celebrity Agreeing to Take a Selfie
    0:10
  118. 118.
    Guy Getting a Sweet Beej
    0:12
  119. 119.
    Fire Hydrant That Doesn't Want Anyone to Know It's Anti-Semitic
    0:13
  120. 120.
    Bellhop Who Got Stung
    0:07
  121. 121.
    LGBT Party Where People Are Eating Sushi
    0:16
  122. 122.
    LGBT Newsletter That Loves the Expendables Franchise
    0:10
  123. 123.
    Sweaty Kid Crying About a Sandwich
    0:08
  124. 124.
    Too Many Pieces of Paper
    0:06
  125. 125.
    Puddle
    0:04
  126. 126.
    Magic Clown Using His Powers
    0:12
  127. 127.
    Wild Turkey Bragging About His Mansion
    0:13
  128. 128.
    The Number 84 Explaining to the Number 52 That It Is Bigger but Not Better
    0:11
  129. 129.
    Tape Recorder Being Used Wrong
    0:09
  130. 130.
    Misogynistic Maple Trees
    0:12
  131. 131.
    Apple Sauce Being Naughty
    0:06
  132. 132.
    Safe Word
    0:09
  133. 133.
    Two Pistols Sitting on a Shelf
    0:08
  134. 134.
    Cookies Being Arrested
    0:10
  135. 135.
    Sheep That Is Too Cute to Eat
    0:13
  136. 136.
    Daughter Reacting to Her Mother Telling Her There Are Two Kinds of People in This World
    0:11
  137. 137.
    Desk Covered in Hair
    0:08
  138. 138.
    Person From 1870 Who Was Frozen in Time
    0:14
  139. 139.
    Boy Who Loves Hammocks
    0:10
  140. 140.
    Dustpan
    0:10
  141. 141.
    A Billion Ants Writing a Complaint Letter
    0:12
  142. 142.
    Two 20-Year-Olds Touching Their Winkies
    0:09
  143. 143.
    Yellow Line That Divides Roads
    0:09
  144. 144.
    Smell of a Pear
    0:11
  145. 145.
    Group of Wealthy Men
    0:13
  146. 146.
    Confused Child
    0:07
  147. 147.
    25 Rats Sleeping
    0:23
  148. 148.
    Flowers
    0:07
  149. 149.
    Fishing
    0:05
  150. 150.
    Boat
    0:06
  151. 151.
    Mizzenmast
    0:05
  152. 152.
    Bow
    0:05
  153. 153.
    Stern
    0:05
  154. 154.
    Basement
    0:05
  155. 155.
    Rainbow
    0:07
  156. 156.
    Telescope Being Defensive
    0:08
  157. 157.
    Larry King Being Told Important Information
    0:10
  158. 158.
    Well
    0:05
  159. 159.
    The Moment a Well-Respected Author Wins the Guinness World Record
    0:11
  160. 160.
    Salad
    0:05
  161. 161.
    Little Girl Teasing a Lamp
    0:09
  162. 162.
    Zoo With Nothing to Lose
    0:09
  163. 163.
    Racist Stapler
    0:07
  164. 164.
    Friendship Bracelet
    0:07
  165. 165.
    Thor's Hammer, Mjölnir
    0:08
  166. 166.
    Two Lost Fireflies
    0:09
  167. 167.
    Humpback Whale
    0:10
  168. 168.
    Elevator at the Empire State Building
    0:13
  169. 169.
    Tip of a Billionaire's Penis
    0:10
  170. 170.
    Brand New Pillows Covered in Blood
    0:08
  171. 171.
    French Kids Picking Apples
    0:08
  172. 172.
    Huge Pile of Dirty Shirts
    0:11
  173. 173.
    Hotel Guest Falling Asleep Frustrated
    0:11
  174. 174.
    Romneycare & Obamacare
    0:16
  175. 175.
    The Nerve of Some People
    0:04
  176. 176.
    Boner School
    0:05
  177. 177.
    Spilled Milk That Found Out Its Son Died in a Car Accident
    0:09
  178. 178.
    A Buzzfeed List
    0:08
  179. 179.
    Two College Kids Subtly Trying to Figure Out Which One Is More Disadvantaged
    0:11
  180. 180.
    Fox News & MSNBC
    0:14
  181. 181.
    Amicable Divorce
    0:05
  182. 182.
    Bing-Bong Ding-Dong Playing With Boom-Boom Doom-Doom
    0:09
  183. 183.
    Snacks in Iraq
    0:06
  184. 184.
    Telecommuting Cat
    0:06
  185. 185.
    Nano-Horse
    0:05
  186. 186.
    Hebrew Ray
    0:07
  187. 187.
    Caldor Binge Drinking
    0:11
  188. 188.
    Gender Roles on Their Way to a Football Game
    0:09
  189. 189.
    Details
    0:04
  190. 190.
    School Teacher Given Permission
    0:12
  191. 191.
    High School Hockey Team Seeing 20 Years Into the Future
    0:07
  192. 192.
    Cheese
    0:07
  193. 193.
    Anna Kendrick Discovering an Underwater City
    0:06
  194. 194.
    The Czech Republic
    0:08
  195. 195.
    Drug Lord Feels Pretty Bad
    0:07
  196. 196.
    Hotel Bed That Is Tired
    0:08
  197. 197.
    Warm Handmade Boiled Bagels
    0:09
  198. 198.
    Silly Billy Goat Got a Heroin Addiction
    0:18

Disc 4

  1. 1.
    A Medically Reliable Introduction to Digital Drugs
    0:25
  2. 2.
    Marijuana
    3:00
  3. 3.
    Pcp
    3:00
  4. 4.
    Heroin
    3:00
  5. 5.
    Apple Cider Vinegar
    3:00
  6. 6.
    Mdma
    3:00
  7. 7.
    Lsd
    3:00
  8. 8.
    Amoxicillin
    3:00
  9. 9.
    Peyote
    3:00
  10. 10.
    Amaretto Sour
    3:00
  11. 11.
    Oxycodone
    3:00

Disc 5

  1. 1.
    Crying
    0:18
  2. 2.
    More Crying
    1:32
  3. 3.
    Still Crying
    17:51
  4. 4.
    I Simply Keep Crying
    25:35

Disc 6

  1. 1.
    Welcome to My Russian Audio Phrasebook
    0:36
  2. 2.
    Common Statements & Questions for Everyday Situations
    1:57
  3. 3.
    Conversational Russian in the Workplace
    2:17
  4. 4.
    Casual Phrases for Parties, Pubs & Outings
    2:38
  5. 5.
    Proper Dinner Conversation for the Educated Guest
    2:59
  6. 6.
    Small Talk With Strangers & Acquaintances in Public Spaces
    3:00
  7. 7.
    Useful Phrases While on Vacation in Russia
    2:49
  8. 8.
    Commonplace Subjects Within the Rich World of Academia
    2:39
  9. 9.
    Polite Ways to Engage People of High Status
    3:15

Disc 7

  1. 1.
    Enter the Fuckscape
    3:07
  2. 2.
    Take a Ride on the Poon Schooner
    3:19
  3. 3.
    I'm a Dirty Little Foreign Advisor
    3:32
  4. 4.
    I Thought I Was the Pancake Man
    3:46
  5. 5.
    You're a World-Class Pussy-Grifter
    8:18

Disc 8

  1. 1.
    Intro to Ringtones
    0:28
  2. 2.
    Phone Call
    0:07
  3. 3.
    Vibrate Vibrate Vibrate
    0:07
  4. 4.
    Ding-Dong Doodly-Doo
    0:10
  5. 5.
    Waterfalls Shrimp Shrimp
    0:08
  6. 6.
    Fiddle-Doddle-Doodle-Deedle
    0:08
  7. 7.
    Doo-Doo-Pa-Dee-Da-Da-Pada
    0:11
  8. 8.
    Phone Is Ringing
    0:09
  9. 9.
    Friend
    0:07
  10. 10.
    Love
    0:12
  11. 11.
    Spicy Fish
    0:13
  12. 12.
    Mother Calling
    0:06
  13. 13.
    Father Calling
    0:05
  14. 14.
    Mother 2
    0:06
  15. 15.
    Father 2
    0:05
  16. 16.
    Zippa-Dee-Doo-Da Zippa-Dee-Da
    0:09
  17. 17.
    Aaaaaaaa
    0:05
  18. 18.
    Wife Calling
    0:10
  19. 19.
    Husband Calling
    0:09
  20. 20.
    Someone Is Calling
    0:12
  21. 21.
    Fuckface Calling
    0:07
  22. 22.
    Acquaintance
    0:06
  23. 23.
    Unnnnnn
    0:15
  24. 24.
    Auauauauauauau
    0:10
  25. 25.
    Wouowowoooouuuooo
    0:13
  26. 26.
    Whistle Ring
    0:08
  27. 27.
    Trtrtrtrtrtrtrllllbbrrr
    0:17
  28. 28.
    Vrrrvvvvvvvvvvbbbrrr
    0:10
  29. 29.
    Hyeuueehuuyehyeheyehyeyeeuu
    0:12
  30. 30.
    Gwreeegwkqreu
    0:10
  31. 31.
    Hrrruuhrrrunnghruu
    0:06
  32. 32.
    Hraaaa! Hraavlaa!
    0:07
  33. 33.
    Luuuuleelaaalalou!!
    0:06
  34. 34.
    Unnngnhhhnhnhnuua
    0:11
  35. 35.
    Answer the Phone
    0:12
  36. 36.
    Pffrrrtttt
    0:06
  37. 37.
    Susan Sarandon Is Calling
    0:11
  38. 38.
    Colleague
    0:06
  39. 39.
    Doodle-Doodle Hoo-Hoo
    0:07
  40. 40.
    Hey!
    0:06
  41. 41.
    Waffles
    0:05
  42. 42.
    Fuckbuddy
    0:06
  43. 43.
    Piano Cleaner
    0:05
  44. 44.
    Bryan
    0:06
  45. 45.
    Cream Cheese
    0:11
  46. 46.
    Rabbi
    0:06
  47. 47.
    Priest
    0:04
  48. 48.
    I Can't Answer the Phone
    0:16
  49. 49.
    Intro to Outgoing Voicemail Messages
    1:08
  50. 50.
    Dr. Fart
    0:11
  51. 51.
    Sarah
    0:09
  52. 52.
    Social Anxiety
    0:08
  53. 53.
    The Sizzle-Maker
    0:13
  54. 54.
    Mittens
    0:13
  55. 55.
    Kate
    0:07
  56. 56.
    No Answer
    0:07
  57. 57.
    Debbie
    0:16
  58. 58.
    Andrew
    0:07
  59. 59.
    Phil Donahue
    0:04
  60. 60.
    Kaitlin
    0:08
  61. 61.
    Old Man
    0:06
  62. 62.
    Steve
    0:07
  63. 63.
    Lucy
    0:06
  64. 64.
    Judy
    0:07
  65. 65.
    Megan
    0:11
  66. 66.
    Leave Your Name
    0:07
  67. 67.
    Kim
    0:07
  68. 68.
    Tim
    0:11
  69. 69.
    Miguel
    0:08
  70. 70.
    Sebastian
    0:05
  71. 71.
    Penicillin Dong
    0:06
  72. 72.
    Thong McHacky-Sack
    0:07
  73. 73.
    Matt
    0:04
  74. 74.
    Katie
    0:08
  75. 75.
    Confident Balls
    0:08
  76. 76.
    Robert
    0:10
  77. 77.
    Mr. Shitface
    0:06
  78. 78.
    Pile of Sneakers
    0:08
  79. 79.
    Pasta Nasty
    0:07
  80. 80.
    Crème Fresh Jackson
    0:08
  81. 81.
    I Can't Answer the Phone
    0:04
  82. 82.
    Flitchy Woo-Woo
    0:10
  83. 83.
    Slick Motherfucker
    0:06
  84. 84.
    Sleepy Horse
    0:10
  85. 85.
    Can't Come to Phone
    0:13
  86. 86.
    Dawn
    0:07
  87. 87.
    I Am a Doctor
    0:08
  88. 88.
    Nick
    0:09
  89. 89.
    Poodle
    0:09
  90. 90.
    Hello, Mr. Cunt
    0:05
  91. 91.
    Standard Greeting 1
    0:07
  92. 92.
    Standard Greeting 2
    0:08
  93. 93.
    Standard Greeting 3
    0:07
  94. 94.
    Standard Greeting 4
    0:07
  95. 95.
    Standard Greeting 5
    0:10
  96. 96.
    Standard Greeting 6
    0:09
  97. 97.
    Standard Greeting 7
    0:07
  98. 98.
    I Can't Answer the Phone (But I Want to)
    2:15

Disc 9

  1. 1.
    Please Take Off Your Shoes
    0:04
  2. 2.
    Don Draper Has the Flu
    0:06
  3. 3.
    Moons Over Your Hammy
    0:10
  4. 4.
    It's Not a Slumber Party Without Thor
    0:04
  5. 5.
    Now My Back Hurts
    0:04
  6. 6.
    Waffle House Parking Lot Mix-Up
    0:13
  7. 7.
    Thank You So, So Much Mandy Patinkin
    0:04
  8. 8.
    Oops
    0:05
  9. 9.
    Sneaking Around the Zoo
    0:08
  10. 10.
    Goodnight, Buddy
    0:17
  11. 11.
    Baba Yaga Already Said She Was Sorry
    0:06
  12. 12.
    Faxed to the Wrong Number
    0:12
  13. 13.
    Linda Ronstadt Chillaxing
    0:04
  14. 14.
    1960's Street Fight
    0:05
  15. 15.
    Seriously Bro, You Just Made Me Goosh... Thanks
    0:09
  16. 16.
    You Can Call Me Al (Not Song)
    0:06
  17. 17.
    Don't Worry, This Man-Nanny Can Keep a Secret
    0:11
  18. 18.
    The Best Misunderstanding
    0:04
  19. 19.
    Whoa... Lookout, Sir Beast-Weasel
    0:07
  20. 20.
    Kindhearted Fireman
    0:06
  21. 21.
    Let's Put Our Intellectual Property Debate on Hold
    0:04
  22. 22.
    Happy Valentine's Day, Mr. And Mrs. President
    0:11
  23. 23.
    Ice Cream Hearts Melting in the Love-Sun
    0:11
  24. 24.
    Offal for Lunch, Woo-Hoo for Dinner
    0:24
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  28. 28.
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    Have We Met?
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  36. 36.
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  37. 37.
    Gimme Back My Bonnie Raitt CD... Actually, Keep It
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  38. 38.
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  39. 39.
    88% on Rotten Tomatoes
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    Mischievous Whoopsy-Daisy
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    Two Rascals Showing Off
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    48 and Flexible
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    That Was Worth It
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    That Was the Best FTP I Ever Uploaded
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    Young Man Is an Excellent Executive Administrative Assistant
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    Dude, We're on the 5 O'Clock News
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    I Don't Have the Hiccups Anymore
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    Thank You for Allowing Me Access to Your Oven
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    These Goat-Like People Know Their Bodies!
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  59. 59.
    Bill Clinton Is Still Quite Playful
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    The Kindness of Strangers
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    Stay in My Guest Room as Long as You Want
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    Anti-Vaxxer "Saxophone" Relaxer
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  74. 74.
    Fourscore and Seven Years of Happy-Happy
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  78. 78.
    With or Without You (Preferably with)
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  80. 80.
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  81. 81.
    I'll Take a Look at the Dessert Menu
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    The Last Rock Star
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  84. 84.
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  85. 85.
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  86. 86.
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  87. 87.
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  88. 88.
    Divorced MILF at a Used Record Store
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  89. 89.
    This Cheesecake Is Divine
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  90. 90.
    Jam Session
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  91. 91.
    Can't Find My Socks (Don't Want to)
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  92. 92.
    Even Better Than an Associate Degree
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  93. 93.
    I Went to School in the Boston Area
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  94. 94.
    Happiness Is a Warm Dong
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  95. 95.
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  96. 96.
    Call Me Dr. Stardust
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    Now That's How a Puppy Should Sneeze
    0:23
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    Fun Times Inside a Grain Elevator
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  99. 99.
    Operation Cooch-Toot
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    Preggo!
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    The Official Webcam of Yugoslavia
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  108. 108.
    We Deserve a Michelin Star
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    The Wish-Maker Will See You Now
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  123. 123.
    The Shenanigans You Requested
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    What Gusto!
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  125. 125.
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  126. 126.
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  128. 128.
    Glad the Town Approved Your Slurping Permit
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  130. 130.
    Too Soon?
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  131. 131.
    Please Be Quiet or You'll Wake Up My Titties
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  132. 132.
    Never You Mind That
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  133. 133.
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  135. 135.
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  136. 136.
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  137. 137.
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  138. 138.
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  139. 139.
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    0:18
  140. 140.
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    Meet Me by the Condom Machine
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    I Feel Like I've Known You for Hours
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  144. 144.
    Oh, I Thought You Wanted Something Else, Glad It Worked Out
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  145. 145.
    Fire Your Dentist!
    0:09
  146. 146.
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    0:14
  147. 147.
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    Too Much Pudding, Not Enough Spoons
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  160. 160.
    Best Friends/Next Level
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  161. 161.
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    Civil Disobedience Met With Heartfelt Understanding
    0:14
  163. 163.
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    So Glad That Was You Behind Me
    0:06
  165. 165.
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  166. 166.
    Celebrating My Promotion With My Wife and Some Dude
    0:11
  167. 167.
    Martha Washington? MMMM Hmmmm
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    Crammin' for the Jam Exam
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    I'm Glad We Waited Til Dusk
    0:09
  170. 170.
    You Are as Powerful and Detail-Oriented as a River, Sir
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  171. 171.
    Just a Couple of Lucky Special Ed Teachers
    0:13
  172. 172.
    You're Like John Adams Times 1.5!
    0:05
  173. 173.
    Babysitter Surprisingly Into Divorced Software Engineer
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  174. 174.
    I Guess We'll Need a New Kitchen
    0:08
  175. 175.
    Guilty Catholics Have to Marry Each Other
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  176. 176.
    They Call Me the "You're Welcome Man"
    0:30
  177. 177.
    Let's Get Your Mind Off of the Dust Bowl
    0:07
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    So Relieved We Found This Abandoned Schoolhouse
    0:07
  179. 179.
    File Under "The Rolling Stones"
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  180. 180.
    No Need to Explain Your Clean Aqueduct
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  181. 181.
    My Poon-Noodles Are Your Doon-Poodles
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  182. 182.
    Two-State Solution With Benefits
    0:07
  183. 183.
    My Skill Set Qualifies Me for This Position
    0:10
  184. 184.
    Can't Tell If This Is Sex or Hockey
    0:12
  185. 185.
    Have the Report on My Dick in the Morning
    0:05
  186. 186.
    So This Is Medicaid?
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    Abe Lincoln (Not That One) Is Ready for Fatherhood
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  190. 190.
    No Senator, I Already Have Two
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  192. 192.
    Oh Peter, Thank You for the Yard Work
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