Metal Shamisen Rocks

Bro Said Trust Me, So We Did, Now Source of Trust Is Bro

Bouncer NPC Kept on Saying 'Unsaved Progress Will Be Lost' to Everyone Before They Exited the Venue

QWERTY Doesn’t Exist on This Keyboard, Only Symbols That Represent Final Boss Icons, Guess No Reports Are Getting Written Tonight

Venue Was Insane and Had Amazing Lighting, Sound System, Stage, Plus Comfort Cats

The Mouse Was So Heavy That It Made Simple Point and Click Games Impossible to Make Actions

Deep in the Green Room Fridge, The Map Updated Itself Once We Were in the Boiler Room, Removing the Hallway We Came From

Topdecked the Perfect Response in a Music Marketing Meeting Three Minutes Too Late to Be Strategically Useful

Shamisen Rock Slaps and So Does Shamisen Metal

Keyboardist Tried to Sprint Across the Street to Get a Burger but Quickly Hit Stamina Depletion, Bro Was Famished

Dodge Rolled Out of the Way of Setting the Next Band Meeting, It’s the Drummer’s Turn Anyway

NPC Sound Guy Explained Gain Structure Like It Was Lore Content

Opening Band Increased Their Interaction Dialogue Speed and Somehow Skipped Only the Important Information About the Show

Bassist’s Cable Got Unplugged but Was Clearly Within Reach, Until Collision Detection Said Otherwise

Why Did the Bartender Repeat the Same Line Like I Hadn’t Already Selected That Dialogue Option

Someone Offered to Buy One of Our Shamisens Using Currency That Was Found in the Edo Period, So That Was a No Brainer

Opening Act Tried to Minmax Their Stage Presence and Accidentally Placed 0 Points in Their Confidence, It Was Tough to Watch

TCG Brain Engaged Again Mid Conversation So Started Calculating Risk Versus Reward on Eye Contact

Everyone Froze at the Venue, Then the Keyboardist Yelled to 'Press Start' to Advance the Scene We Were All Stuck In

Second Band’s Guitarist Attempted to Skip Venue NPC Dialogue and Ended Up Accepting a Lifetime of Side Quests

Side Quest of Load In Is Now Complete, Time to Grab Some Buffs at the Vendor Booths

The NPC at the Box Office Gave Me Three Dialogue Choices and None of Them Included 'Just Buying a Ticket'

We Accidentally Treated the Setlist Like a Deck List and Now Everything Flows Even Better

Executed a Perfectly Timed Dodge Roll to Avoid an Awkward Handshake, Although Dodge Rolling in an Office Can Be Weird Too

Bartender’s Dialogue Tree Would Loop Back to 'What'll It Be' No Matter What Was Selected

Guitarist Attempted a Frame Perfect Exit From an Awkward Conversation and Somehow Managed to Run Into a Table’s Hit Box