Metal Shamisen Slaps

Out of Mana, Out of Items, Low HP, All Cards Drawn, but We Still Believed in the Spiciness of the Deck and It Delivered

Low Key Opening Band Forgot to Equip Armor Before Soundcheck and Everyone Got One Shotted by Feedback

Looted Guitar Picks Overfilled the Audience's Inventory, Not Their Fault the Venue Had Chests Everywhere Asking to Be Opened

Random Enemy Encounter Happened Mid-Song but It Was Like Time Stood Still, We Respawned Right Where We Left Off After the Battle

Opponent Crashed Out After Realizing They Used All Their Energy on the Wrong Card, We Watched in Amazement

Quest Journal Soft Locked Because Someone Forgot to Install the Expansion Pack

Stage Lights Were Hacked and Turned Off So We Played in Darkness for Three Songs Straight, Audience Was Impressed

Venue Announced Balance Changes but Tried to Only Nerf the Metal Shamisen Slapper Riffs but Was a Failed Attempt

Rollbacks Applied After the Drummer Exploited Infinite Stamina and Broke the Tempo Cap, Shamisen Metal Was Wild at That Speed

Patched Out the Bug Where Lullabies Would Play Through the PA Mid Song but Kinda Liked How It Sounded Mixed in Rock Shamisen

A Band Equipped the Wrong Mana for Their Set and It Was Rough to Watch, So We Helped Them Out Using Some Metal Shamisen Riffs

Heckler Low Key Thought They Had Lethal Until We Dropped a Rock Shamisen Banger Riff, Tables Were Turned

Loading Screen Said Screen Loading Before Saying Loading Screen Then Nothing Loaded, Yeah the Band Was Confused Too

Quest Log Expanded After Fans Started Handing Out Side Missions for Encores of Shamisen Metal

Forgot to Untap My Last Resource but RNG Gods Blessed Me, Topdeck Finisher FTW

Opponent Tried to Stall Using Status Effects but Got Cooked When My Card Procced Twice, All While Listening to Some Metal Shamisen

Low Key Won the Match by Mashing Buttons Like It Was My First Time Playing an Arcade Where Instructions Were Completely Ignored

Venue Signed a Waiver Acknowledging That Our Shamisen Solos Are Going to Hit Hard

Official Ruling Stated You Cannot Cast Magic While Simultaneously Stage Diving

New Policy Says All Top 8 Matches Must Begin Using a Banger That Is Played at a God Tier BPM

Rock Shamisen Update Stated That Crit Misses on Guitar and Keyboard Solos Must Be Replayed at Half Tempo

Judge Ruled That My Deck Was Too Spicy and They Were Right, Meta Shift Starts Now

Someone Said Our Crit Hit on the Bridge Was Unintentionally Cinematic but Actually It Was Intended to Be as Such

Tournament Notes Clarify That Fog Machines Count as a Visual Debuff

Venue Said That Stage Banter Longer Than Two Sentences Activates a Comedic Timing Debuff, Slappers Only Please