Squadilah, We Are Off!

Squadilah, We Are Off!

If You're Listening to This Song on an I-Pod, Get a Zune

If You're Listening to This Song on a Disk, Throw It in the Microwave for Some Extra Fun

If You're Listening to This Song at All, What the Hell Is Your Problem?

It's 10:07 and It Smells Like Piss

So They Found a Cure for Herpes, It's Called Stop Being a Filthy Whore

This Song Is About as Long as My Penis

Throw Some Brees on It

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B a Start

Now You Know What Sex With a Gopher Sounds Like

If the Lyrics to This Song Are on the Back of the Metriod Prime Box, It's a Coincidence, I Swear

I Hope All My Victim's Bodies Are Biodegradable Because Littering Is Bad

Pink Robot Dinosaur Penguin Toaster (You're Gay)

A 10-And-A-Half Year Old Trapped in an 11-Year-Old's Body

It's Not Like This Song Deserves a Name Anyway

I'd Tap That (And by "That" I Mean the First Guitar Riff in This Song)

It Ain't Over Till I Say It's Over... Okay It's Over

Does This Rag Smell Like Cloroform to You?

3 Million BC the Wheel 1928 Sliced Bread 1998 the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Bitch

Warning: This Song May Contain Peanuts

Because You're a Booger Eating Poopie Pants That's Why

Pies de Los Muertos (The Sad, Sad Tale of Meat Feet)

I Was Going to Think of a Funny Song Title but Then I Uh... Didn't

The Inner Workings of a Phallic Extrusion

For the Love of All That Is Holy Please Discipline Your Children and by Discipline I Mean Abuse

Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo

I Like My Women Like I Like My Slinkies: Tumbling Down a Staircase

300 Beats Per Minute, and to the Groin Mostly

Another Song on This (CD)

To Really Enjoy This Song Turn the Volume Down All the Way and Imagine Something Nice

Customers Who Purchase Andy Milonakis Season One May Also Like a Cucumber and Some Ass Lube

I Seem to Have Lost My Number, Will You Have Sex With Me?

Blast This Shit in a Parking Lot for Instant Glorification

Degrading Women Is No Joke. Haha, Get It?

It's Sad When This Isn't the Longest Song Title on The (CD)

Step One: Accepting Defeat

If I Had a Dollar for Every Time You Said Something Stupid I'd Buy a Gun and Stab You With Bullets

Where There's Smoke... They Pinch Back

Attack of Pentagrandma and Grimpa

Albert Wesker Needs to Sit in the Naughty Stool and Think About What He's Done

My Favorite Book as a Child Was Always Clifford Gets Neutered

Writing This Shit Is a Lot Easier Than Writing, Say, Music

This Song Title Isn't Funny, but It's Very True

Help, I've Fallen and I'm Old as Balls

If You Fap to the Tempo of This Song Chances Are You Won't Live to Tell About It

Enter Stage Left: The Whole World Explodes

Don't Talk Shit About Total

I Use a Drum Machine and Marco Pitruzzella Is Still Faster

Or What, You'll Put Your Balls on My Drum Machine?

Sadistic Vaginal Grinding Corpse Molesting Morbid Cannibalistic Gory Regurgitated Genital Bloodbath

The Following Song Title Is a False Statement

The Previous Song Title Is a True Statement

The Question Is, Do You See the Beauty in Them?

I'm Pretty Sure I Could Get Double-Sued for This Song

They're Making Me Ride the Greased-Up Moose as I Type This

Track Number 56 Colon Music Audio for Compact (Disk)

There Are Two Kinds of Guys in This World:

There Are Those Who Like Beef Jerkey and Dragon Ball Z

And There Are Those Who Like Dicks in Their Asses

Like a Rockem Sockem Robot That Lost

I Think This Song Would Be More Sensitive If It Were About the Holocaust

Unicorn Hole Would Like to Thank and Simultaneously Apologize To