1.
This Divine Blade Gifted to Me From the Goddess, Liliana, Will Protect My Virginity at All Costs
0:43
2.
That Guy From Anal Cunt Neither Feared or Respected That Escalator
0:20
3.
The Harsh Stench of Mountain Dew on the Incel’s Breath
0:02
4.
I Can't Wait for Jerkbooth to Make Fun of Me Again
0:09
5.
Billy From Omaha Is a Very Good Boy
0:02
6.
Waylen Jennings Is Better Than Any of Your Dumb Ass Nyhc Clone Bands
0:03
7.
I Had to Find a Virgin to Sacrifice, So at the Stroke of Midnight I Raided the Local Gamestop
0:03
8.
I Don’t Know If This Morning’s Taco Bell Diarrhea Sounded More Like Carcass or Impetigo Vocals
0:10
9.
Spay or Neuter Your Retro-Thrasher Today
0:02
10.
Dream Theater Concert, aka Incel Pride 2018
0:06
11.
Twister Is the Best Movie Ever Written, If You Disagree You’re Fucking Stupid
0:12
12.
Brogaze Played by the Chillest of Brogazers
0:01
13.
That Time I Convinced Some Bros That Acab Means a Chill Ass Bro
0:03
14.
Claiming Your Identity Is Asexual When You’re Just an Incel
0:02
15.
Remember When You Said Punk Would Be Great Again Under Trump? You Lied to Me.
1:28
16.
The Deep and Eldritch Sorcery That Will Befall You If You Dare Call Me Fag Again
0:19
17.
Only the Trvest of Satanists Set Up Their Dungeons in Their Mom’s Garage
0:03
18.
I’m Just an Ugly Homo (Who Plays in a Noisecore Band)
0:02
19.
Glen Benton Pussied Out of Killing Himself
0:18
20.
I’d Rather Listen to Dream Theater Than Another Band That Sounds Like Fucking Gag
0:08
21.
Using Arcane Necromancy to Revive Cliff Burton to Finally Solve the Lars Problem
0:03
22.
The Hardest Part of Being a Dungeon Synth Fan Was Telling My Parents That I’m a Gay Goblin
0:02
23.
Antichrist Kramer Is Going to Fight Neckbeard Deathcamp
0:02
24.
I Showed You My Youth Attack Collection, Please Respond
0:01
25.
My Friend Bald Larry Plays D & D, Listens to Power Metal and Still Goes on More Dates Than Me
0:07
26.
My First Band, FxCxPx, Was an Abomination Before God and a Failure
0:03
27.
The Beautiful, Cold Winter Night That Froze My Balls Off and Made Me a Eunuch
0:02
28.
Magic the Gathering of the Juggalos
0:01
29.
Satan Is M’Lord Ii: Daddy Krampus
0:15
30.
I Liked Dave Mustaine Better When He Was on Heroin
0:02
31.
I Will Die Upon the True Altars of Madness, Cici’s Pizza, as My Body Dissolves From the Grease
0:03
32.
Chanting “Make Him Cum” During the Witching Hour Only Summoned a Cop to Issue Us a Noise Complaint
0:04
33.
Long Sleeved, Four Sided Dream Theater Awake Shirt to Attract All the Prog Babes
0:05
34.
Razorbumps Is Playing Cochella; Thats the Joke
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