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- 1.How to Become a Virgin0:49
- 2.Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?0:59
- 3.Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur0:52
- 4.Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed0:36
- 5.The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office0:50
- 6.Perils of Believing in Round Squares0:58
- 7.Flash’s Theme0:57
- 8.Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe0:50
- 9.Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs0:39
- 10.Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine0:43
- 11.Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby0:44
- 12.Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia1:06
- 13.Flight of the Wounded Locust2:38
- 14.Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed0:42
- 15.Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case0:35
- 16.This Is Radio Surgery0:41
- 17.Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition0:46
- 18.Sever the Toes0:54
- 19.Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle1:00
- 20.Moth-Eaten Deer Head1:13
- 21.Brand New Set of Teeth0:38
- 22.How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector0:42
- 23.Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth0:47
- 24.Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)0:30
- 25.Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)0:33
- 26.Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees0:46
- 27.Straight From the Horse’s Mouth1:12
- 28.An Extra Piece of Dead Meat0:40
- 29.Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys1:06
- 30.Backbones of Jack Asses1:25
- 31.Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality0:38
- 32.Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour0:43
- 33.High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family0:59
- 34.Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)0:50
- 35.Kill Roger Hedgecock0:48
- 36.Hairspray Suppository0:50
- 37.Cattle Mutilation0:28
- 38.Prepare to Qualify0:34
- 39.Pain Reliever0:30
- 40.Off by a Long Shot0:43
- 41.Head Hits Concrete0:30
- 42.Ass Gravity0:49
- 43.Keep Off the Tracks0:37
- 44.#991:20







