1.
How to Become a Virgin
0:49
2.
Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
0:59
3.
Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
0:52
4.
Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
0:36
5.
The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
0:50
6.
Perils of Believing in Round Squares
0:58
7.
Flash’s Theme
0:57
8.
Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
0:50
9.
Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
0:39
10.
Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
0:43
11.
Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
0:44
12.
Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
1:06
13.
Flight of the Wounded Locust
2:38
14.
Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
0:42
15.
Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
0:35
16.
This Is Radio Surgery
0:41
17.
Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
0:46
18.
Sever the Toes
0:54
19.
Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
1:00
20.
Moth-Eaten Deer Head
1:13
21.
Brand New Set of Teeth
0:38
22.
How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
0:42
23.
Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
0:47
24.
Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
0:30
25.
Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
0:33
26.
Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
0:46
27.
Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
1:12
28.
An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
0:40
29.
Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
1:06
30.
Backbones of Jack Asses
1:25
31.
Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
0:38
32.
Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
0:43
33.
High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
0:59
34.
Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)
0:50
35.
Kill Roger Hedgecock
0:48
36.
Hairspray Suppository
0:50
37.
Cattle Mutilation
0:28
38.
Prepare to Qualify
0:34
39.
Pain Reliever
0:30
40.
Off by a Long Shot
0:43
41.
Head Hits Concrete
0:30
42.
Ass Gravity
0:49
43.
Keep Off the Tracks
0:37
44.
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