Molecular Genetics From the Gold Standard Labs

Album by The Locust

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  1. 1.
    How to Become a Virgin
    0:49
  2. 2.
    Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?
    0:59
  3. 3.
    Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
    0:52
  4. 4.
    Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
    0:36
  5. 5.
    The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
    0:50
  6. 6.
    Perils of Believing in Round Squares
    0:58
  7. 7.
    Flash’s Theme
    0:57
  8. 8.
    Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
    0:50
  9. 9.
    Turning Your Merchandise Into a Ripped Wall of Mini-Abs
    0:39
  10. 10.
    Bring Your 6.5 Italian Carbine
    0:43
  11. 11.
    Alas, Here Come the Hypochondriacs to Wait With You in the Lobby
    0:44
  12. 12.
    Siphoning Projectiles During Selective Amnesia
    1:06
  13. 13.
    Flight of the Wounded Locust
    2:38
  14. 14.
    Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
    0:42
  15. 15.
    Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand-Me-Down Display Case
    0:35
  16. 16.
    This Is Radio Surgery
    0:41
  17. 17.
    Spitting in the Faces of Fools as a Source of Nutrition
    0:46
  18. 18.
    Sever the Toes
    0:54
  19. 19.
    Well I’ll Be a Monkey’s Uncle
    1:00
  20. 20.
    Moth-Eaten Deer Head
    1:13
  21. 21.
    Brand New Set of Teeth
    0:38
  22. 22.
    How to Build a Pessimistic Lie Detector
    0:42
  23. 23.
    Nice Tranquil Thumb in Mouth
    0:47
  24. 24.
    Dog Without a Collar (Run Over Red Rover)
    0:30
  25. 25.
    Normal Run of the Muck (Compensation for Conversation)
    0:33
  26. 26.
    Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
    0:46
  27. 27.
    Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
    1:12
  28. 28.
    An Extra Piece of Dead Meat
    0:40
  29. 29.
    Twenty-Three Full-Time Cowboys
    1:06
  30. 30.
    Backbones of Jack Asses
    1:25
  31. 31.
    Fixed Companionship, Ghost Town Irrationality
    0:38
  32. 32.
    Skin Graft at Seventy-Five Miles Per Hour
    0:43
  33. 33.
    High-Maintenance Libido, Bring the Whole Family
    0:59
  34. 34.
    Halfway to a Worthless Ideal Arrangement (An interlude to a Discontinued Sarcastic Harmony… Yea Whatever)
    0:50
  35. 35.
    Kill Roger Hedgecock
    0:48
  36. 36.
    Hairspray Suppository
    0:50
  37. 37.
    Cattle Mutilation
    0:28
  38. 38.
    Prepare to Qualify
    0:34
  39. 39.
    Pain Reliever
    0:30
  40. 40.
    Off by a Long Shot
    0:43
  41. 41.
    Head Hits Concrete
    0:30
  42. 42.
    Ass Gravity
    0:49
  43. 43.
    Keep Off the Tracks
    0:37
  44. 44.
    #99
    1:20

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