First released: 1st November 2004
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- 1.Rude’s Uncanny Insight Into Mars and Venus0:23
- 2.Blokes Who Want to Become Eunuchs (or Pitiful Attempt by Rude to Get Lady’s Underpants)2:58
- 3.Marcia Hines’ Tit1:36
- 4.Rude Wears Jodhpurs With Padded Arse Sewn In3:11
- 5.Albino Indian’s Red Dot Becomes Japanese Flag1:29
- 6.Humidity in Rude’s Arse Crack Identical to India’s Climate1:26
- 7.Rude’s Greek Mate Necrophiliac0:53
- 8.Siamese Twin’s Nose Joined to His Brother’s Butt Hole0:39
- 9.Heckler Carves Veins in Cucumber0:42
- 10.Pavarotti Breaks Toilet2:22
- 11.Rude Annihilates Pommie Heckler2:53
- 12.Rude Does Embuggerment Joke Disguised as an Insult5:40
- 13.Rude Plays the Mouth Trumpet (musical)5:23
- 14.Rude Blows Fart Through Plastic Tube in Taxi3:10
- 15.Rude Accuses McDonalds of Using Undersized Chip Scoop, Then Challenges Them to Use His Huge Scoop: Rude Leaves Wearing His Scoop for an Olympic Bicycle Rider’s Helmet.2:55
- 16.Hopoate Fingers Rude2:01
- 17.Rude Heckles a Hunchback4:09
- 18.Rude Starts to Resemble a Fruit Bat From Raiding Too Many Orchards (musical)4:16
- 19.Bonus Answer Machine Messages Introduced by Rude0:36
- 20.Uncle Jack Off on Train0:17
- 21.Ounce of Parsley0:19
- 22.Queer Eye Gives Polish0:21
- 23.Greenies and Chain Saws0:13
- 24.Kim Beazley’s Air Force Jumpsuit0:21
- 25.Fido0:17
- 26.Boss Has Sex With Stubby Holder0:15
- 27.Baldy Feral Buys Bob Marley Wig0:14
- 28.Mr & Mrs Fucknuckle0:14
- 29.Helmet in Lady’s Duffel Bag0:27
- 30.Rodney Treblecock0:19
- 31.Long Winded Convoluted Message0:17
- 32.Goo on Pelvic Bone0:21
- 33.Erect Windsock0:22
- 34.Talcum Powder in Aerobic Suit0:23
- 35.Davy Crockett Hat for Mask0:16
- 36.Boris Becker’s Ginger Nuts (musical)0:19