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- 1.911 Call: “Help I’ve Overdosed on Philosophy!”1:25
- 2.Self Help Specialist Ends Own Life1:55
- 3.I Am a Trans-Continental Railroad, Please Run a Train on Me1:11
- 4.Stop Calling Us Screamo1:17
- 5.You Don’t Understand the Liquor Is Calling the Shots Now Randy BoBandy1:05
- 6.You Can’t Get Goose Justice in Fox Court, Just Spit on the Judge1:32
- 7.Atrocities From a Story Book Perspective1:26
- 8.An Introduction for People Who Hate Introductions1:02
- 9.Jimmy Buffett Doesn’t Even Surf1:09
- 10.Soap Opera Stardom Is a Single Is a Single Tear Drop Away1:22
- 11.Pep Talk From a Nihilist1:28
- 12.Fashion Statements of the Socially Aware1:40
- 13.Absolutely Absolute Absolution1:42







