Shamisen Rock Slappers

Album by Bushido Girl

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  1. 1.
    Lost Internet Connection While Phone Was at 1 Percent Battery Life and Yet Somehow Still Got Ranked Up
    1:17
  2. 2.
    Stage Floor Failed a Collision Check and Rag Dolled the Guitarist Into the Pit
    1:14
  3. 3.
    Inventory Overflowed After Looting Too Many Guitar Picks From Backstage
    1:35
  4. 4.
    NPC Bartender Tried to Trade Us a Rare Buff Potion for Our Shamisen, No Dice Bro
    1:30
  5. 5.
    Opening Band Was Cooked After Their Drummer Forgot to Save and Had to Reload Their Entire Setlist From Autosave, Lots of Progress Lost
    1:35
  6. 6.
    Graphics Card Overheated Mid Banger and Turned the Stage Lights Into Generated Bio Hazard Symbols
    1:39
  7. 7.
    Final Boss Encounter Was Just the Tour Manager Dual Wielding Potions and Backstage Passes, What a Nice Guy
    2:33
  8. 8.
    Quest Giver NPC Wouldn’t Stop Looping Dialogue Until We Played the Wrong Song Three Times in a Row, Breaking the Loop
    1:24
  9. 9.
    Fog Machine Needed a Driver Update So Someone Instead Installed an Operating System From 1995
    1:18
  10. 10.
    Drummer Hit Hard Enough to Trigger the Anti Cheat System Yet They Got Flagged by Security
    1:39
  11. 11.
    Setlist Randomizer Dealt Us Four Ballads in a Row, So We Played This Song Instead
    1:33
  12. 12.
    Keyboardist Applied a Buff That Turned the Bridge Into a Certified Slapper
    1:10
  13. 13.
    Encore Was Treated as an Expansion Pack and We Insisted to Make It a Free Download for Our Fans
    1:35
  14. 14.
    Previous Band Rolled a Crit Fail and Debuffed the Crowd’s Morale During Their Set So We Restored Everyone's Faith, Shamisen Rock for the Win
    1:28
  15. 15.
    Fans Low Key Found the Hidden Easter Egg Track and Triggered It Before We Could Announce It
    1:31
  16. 16.
    Banger Finale Crit Hit the Audience and Dealt Splash Damage to the Following Day's Concert
    2:12
  17. 17.
    Drum Fill Looked Like a Glitchy 10FPS Animation Loop but It Still Slapped, Like Really Hard
    1:37
  18. 18.
    Quest Log Side Missions Overfilled After the Crowd Started Yelling Out Requests
    1:18
  19. 19.
    Cleric Tried to Cast Heal but Drew From the Wrong Deck and Accidentally Cooked the Bass Player Instead
    1:48
  20. 20.
    Merch Booth Inventory Script Somehow Corrupted and Generated 500 Random Stickers Nobody Ordered
    1:28
  21. 21.
    Green Room Fridge Only Had Chips and Salsa This Time, Seems Normal, or So We Thought
    2:06
  22. 22.
    Mic Feedback Registered as Malware So the Venue Quarantined the Opening Act
    1:34
  23. 23.
    Patch Notes Said 'Minor Balance Fixes' but Nerfed the Stage Lights to a Single Spotlight That Was Off Centered
    2:16
  24. 24.
    Quest Reward Was Just One Rusty Pickaxe and a Single Dirty Boot
    1:22
  25. 25.
    Cleric Spent Their Only Spell Slot on Healing the Fog Machine Instead of the Party
    1:38

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