About
- 1.Take This to Your Mom, Kid
- 2.Crash Bandicoot's Gotta Eat All the Bananas
- 3.The Summoning of the Trumpet God
- 4.Buttfucking Rapist in the Attic...Daddy, Please Get Help!
- 5.The Kennycount's at 5
- 6.Who Has a Purse? I Do, I Do
- 7.For Michael Sprinkell, Who Ended His Life Way Too Soon Rocketing from His Truck
- 8....But That's Not All...He Was Also Decapitated by the First Motorist That Came By
- 9.Kimmy Gibbler's Romance Novel
- 10.CLUKAR: Chicken Warrior
- 11.This Song is for the Other Cassie from IRC
- 12.The Old Sailor and His Mighty Wand of Fuckery
- 13.Best Wishes, Gan, I Hope You Find the Black Man You So Ardently Desire
- 14.The Simple Filler
- 15.Madrix and the Weatherman
- 16.Warning! Meteor in Range...You're Gonna Die!
- 17.Milburn's Beach Party (Minus Heterosexuals)
- 18.Two Thumbs Up for Abortion
- 19.Tetris Eyes
- 20."That Poor Plumber. He Longs for Some Poontang!"
- 21.The Extraordinarily Huge Second-to-Last Ballad
- 22.The Big Storm of 1998