Down With Gravity

Maybe Spending the Rest of Your Life in a Madhouse Will Teach You Some Manners

My Mule Wouldn't Walk in the Mud So I Had to Put 17 Bullets in Her

You Want Fries With That?

My Wife's Ex-Husband's Grandfather's Bowler Is Now Mine and I Never Wear It

Minimalism Is Not Incompatible With Density

With a Car Like That You Must Be Knee Deep in Whores

Tell the Little Man With the Big Head the Bank Is CLOSED!

A Fruit Pie Salesman With a Whoopee Cushion Living in Wichita Falls OR Wow! If Your Fly Weren't Open You'd Look Just Likeroger Moore

I'm Going to Cut the Soles Off My Shoes Sit in a Tree and Learn to Play the Flute

Better to Be Early Than Lift Your Leg