Samples, Loops and Parachutes

Samples, Loops and Parachutes, are all Great Ways to Have Your Hoots

Unless They Get in Your Way Outside, and You Get Shocked by Rain and Literally Died.

That Wouldn't be Funny, Not One Tiny Bit, Unless It's a Joke, Someone Pulling Your Tit.

Bibi Goes to Cottage, Find Bijou Cartes from Chicken. Depressed Now Seeking Dilly Boy, That He Will Funt and Be Rippin.

And As Everyone Knows, That Polari Speaking Fraud. That Man Will One Day Be Found, and Get His Dick Chopped of With a Hack Saw.

Thankfully That Day is Not Now, For Your Listening to This Jass. Yeah I Spelt It That Way Intentionally, Now Stealing a Joke "Wanna Go Mouth to Bass"

The Sense of Self Awareness is Getting Old, it Doesn't Show Intelligence. It Makes You Look Like a Fucking Fool, So Go Have a Golden Shower Rinse.

Gobble it Down With Your Booze, On This the 17th. Cuz If They Found Out Your Irish Secret, You'd Be Hiding Under the Shamrock Reeth.

For the Love of a Valentine is True, As My Heart is Really the Colour Blue. But Why Fall in Love Ever, When it's Much More Fun to Be Cynical Forever.

And Besides the Pain Involved in Love, Is Far Not Worth the Outcome. Especially When You Love Someone, and You Find Out Their Love Was a Lie

The Labor it Takes to Move on from Such a Blow, Hurts You and Devastates You to Your Inner Soul

But Eventually You'll Move Forward, Eventually You'll Forget. Then Sluts Will Be Your Future, Man Life Will Be Set.

What's With the Repetitive Titles, and Re Occurring Themes. Is This Guys Some How Alluding, to the Fact He Has No Self Esteem

You Gotta Be Kidding, How Silly and Untrue. Stop Creating Conspiracy Theories, Find a Hobby or Something to Do.

Trying to Find Something New, Is Something You Shouldn't Actually Do. Because Acting Is a Dumb Career, and It'll Make You Out to Be a Queer

Oscar Night is Such a Sham, Unless You Lick Old Man Dish Than Damn. They Are So Old and Biased Fucks, No Wonder No One Really Ever With Talent Ever Has Any Luck.

The Only Chance You Have at That, Is Making a Call to Earn Your Thinning. Be Dine Bo Vinning, Se Chime Go Limming.

Barking Barking Barking Barking, Never Reigniting Any Type of Sparking.

But the Irony of it all Lies with the Humor in the Night. Then You Go off with Your Girlfriend, and You Both Have a Fight.

The Way to the Heart, of That Special Lady. Leaves Much for the Man, to Do That is Rather Shady.

But to Try Again is Not Worth the Strife, and You'll Forever Ruin Your Love Life. Let Go of Her, and Forget the Past. Hooking Up is Far More of a Blast

Though in All Honesty, Love Can Only Fill That Void. It's Something You Need to Admit, No Matter How Much You've Become Annoyed

To Close the Show, We Shall Always Know, Will be the Best of All.