1.
Intro (Into the Pantheon of Friendship)
0:24
2.
My Friend Nick Is the Textbook Definition Gentile Giant and Is a Very Good Boy
0:06
3.
Joseph Is a Very Patient Person Who Writes Very Good Music
0:07
4.
My Friend Ryan, Beat Me for an Art Scholarship, Because He’s a Better Artist Than Me
0:08
5.
My Friend Libby, the Motorcycle Mom to All the Young Punks
0:02
6.
Danny From Austin Who Told Me I’m His P. White to His Billy Quizboy
0:12
7.
Danni Who Does Really Good Tattoos, Like the Mace on My Arm
0:02
8.
My Friend Life, Who Likes War Metal and Is Going to Beauty School
0:02
9.
My Friend Blake Who Once Demanded I Stop in a Town Called Cumming
0:07
10.
My Friend Wad Who Once Helped Me Make Knifechucks
0:15
11.
Texas Mike, Who Doesn’t Live in Texas, but Loudly Tells Me He Loves Me
0:14
12.
I Have a Friend Named Liam Who Makes Black Metal and People Call Him Piss
0:06
13.
My Friend Erica Who Makes Really Cool Art and Screams a Lot
0:08
14.
My Friend Alican Who Is the Smartest Idiot I Know
0:19
15.
My Friend Emma, Who Is Going to Make a Pornogrind Band About Killing Incels
0:02
16.
My Friend Lauren, a Smolbean Who Shreds the Bass
0:08
17.
My Friend Hodge, Who Plays Drums Very Good and Very Calmly
0:02
18.
Reese, or Ross, Who Plays Scape and Fronts a Death Metal Band
0:02
19.
My Friend Donovan Is a Gear Encyclopedia and a Very Good Boy
0:02
20.
My Friend Kimberly, Noisecore Queen
0:04
21.
Dunny, the Cave Dwelling Dungeon Synth Man Who Is Very Handsome
0:08
22.
My Friend Joose Who Is Really Funny
0:33
23.
Slade, a Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
0:02
24.
Todd, Another, Very, Very Nice Boy Who Plays Powerviolence
0:02
25.
Allin Who Left Am to Study Something They Really Enjoy Writes Really Cool Music
0:03
26.
My Friend Derik Is a Hobbit and a Good Boy
0:21
27.
My Friend Larry, a Part Time Weeb, Full Time Small Business Owner
0:05
28.
My Friend Gus Who Is Way Tougher Than I Will Ever Be
0:01
29.
My Friend Hannah Costillo Who Takes Pictures Really Good
0:01
30.
My Friends Ian, Olivia, Jordan and Gabe Are All Very Nice and Have a Great Band Named Warm Bodies
0:03
31.
My Friend Billy Who Is My Twin and Has a Really Good Band Named Bib
0:11
32.
Rocha, Who Makes Scary Music but Has a Heart of Gold
0:01
33.
Uncle Rob, Who Is an Absolute Treasure
0:09
34.
I Have a Friend Named Taylor Vinson Who Is Really Funny, but Ate at a Texas in n Out
0:18
35.
My Friend Caroline Is the Reason I’m in This Stupid Shit and Alive
0:02
36.
Jake Garlick, He Plays Nasty Guitar Really Good and He Can Skate
0:12
37.
Simon Who Watches Very Well Made Movies and Plays Drums Very Well
0:03
38.
My Friend Erica Salazar Who I Miss but I’m Hoping Is Doing Well in Seattle
0:27
39.
My Friend Savannah Has a Cool Job Working for People Who Book Cool Shows
0:03
40.
My Friend Jackson “burnout” Boyd and I Once Went on a Goregrind Date
0:02
41.
Andy, Sometimes Billy, Is a Hurricane and a Good Boy
0:02
42.
My Friend Parker Puts Themselves Down a Lot Despite How Talented They Are
0:06
43.
My Friend Carroll, the Lone Cowpunk and a Good Fishing Guide
0:07
44.
My Friend Sam Claims She’s Very Jarring but Is a Very Nice Person
0:04
45.
Outro (The Gates of Friendship)
0:17
