Buy This Box or We'll Shoot This Dog: The Best of the National Lampoon Radio Hour
Album by National Lampoon
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Disc 1
- 1.Intro (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif)1:24
- 2.Advanced Malignant Tumor of the Brain0:27
- 3."You Don't Have to Look at Pictures on the Radio"1:17
- 4.Theatre Times for "The Ryan O'Neal Story", Part 10:39
- 5.The Lost Glider0:45
- 6.N.L.R.H. Program I.D.0:06
- 7.Marlon Brando Interview1:10
- 8.Theatre Times for "The Ryan O'Neal Story", Part 20:14
- 9.'Little Miss Muffet' (Otis Redding Parody)1:51
- 10.Theatre Times for "The Ryan O'Neal Story", Part 30:18
- 11.True or False?0:14
- 12.American Safety Institute: Remember to Brush0:25
- 13.The Comedy of Patrol Officer Tim O'Malley0:43
- 14.The Loan Arranger4:43
- 15.Can a Match Burn Twice? Part 10:08
- 16.Public Disservice Message: Mental Hospitals0:17
- 17.Can a Match Burn Twice? Part 20:13
- 18.Laughs From the Past0:21
- 19.What If Ed Sullivan Were Tortured?1:00
- 20.Canadian Newsreel4:37
- 21.Quick Canada Quiz, Part 10:16
- 22.The Comedy of Cardiologist Dr. Andrew Tillman0:42
- 23.Quick Canada Quiz, Part 20:08
- 24.Natlamp Unto My Feet, With the Rev. Otto A. Brown2:24
- 25.N.L.R.H. Program I.D.: Honk Honk...Why Its's Wobbles the Goose!0:06
- 26."Methadone Maintenance Man" (James Taylor Parody)0:59
- 27.Front Row Center: "Death of a Salesman"2:22
- 28.Light Your Faith0:12
- 29.The Indianapolis Academy of the French Accent2:21
- 30.Mel Brewer's Insomnia Time, With Ron Fields, Part 13:33
- 31."Sperm Whale Song"1:38
- 32.Mel Brewer's Insomnia Time, With Ron Fields, Part 20:45
- 33.N.L.R.H. Promo (Muhammad Ali)0:07
- 34.House Rules2:29
- 35.Let Us Speak English1:15
- 36.N.L.R.H. Promo (Al Jolson)0:04
- 37.Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer1:02
- 38.Stand Up2:33
- 39.Mr. Veal Chop Commercial Intro0:19
- 40."Closet Queen"2:05
- 41.Interview With the Hollywood Gay Alliance6:23
- 42."Closet Queen" (Reprise & Closing)1:17
- 43.Public Disservice Message: The Salvation Army0:12
- 44.The Comedy of News Anchor Robert K. Chancellor1:05
- 45.Frank Rizzo: The Philadelphia Police League for Retarded Children0:39
- 46.And the Winner Is...1:15
- 47.The Comedy of Psychiatrist Dr. Ricky Johnson0:45
- 48.The Dick & Jane Show0:43
- 49.Which of the Ten Commandments Am I Breaking?0:52
- 50.Baby Brando2:04
- 51.N.L.R.H. Promo (Yodeling)0:07
- 52."Southern California Brings Me Down" (Neil Young Parody)3:51
- 53.Fred Purdue's Chicken Commercial0:24
- 54.The Comedy of King Faisal1:05
- 55.Public Disservice Message: Zip Codes0:17
- 56.Natlamp Unto My Feet, With Father Joseph Vazinni1:03
- 57.Outro (Worldwide Short Wave Radio Motif)0:22
Disc 2
- 1.Channel Surfing (Cheech & Chong Parody)7:08
- 2.Intro (Outer Limits)1:24
- 3.Harry Block: 417 Reasons Why You Should Let Us Do Your Income Tax – Reason#3230:36
- 4."Turtle Woman"3:03
- 5.Harry Block: Reason #1100:24
- 6.The Immigrants: "The Hillbillies"7:47
- 7."Gift of the Nazis" Show Promo0:24
- 8.Harry Block: Reason #4080:30
- 9.Suicide Prevention Hotline/N.L.R.H. Program I.D.1:41
- 10."Well Intentioned Blues" (Pete Seeger Parody)2:45
- 11.At the Tone From the Time You Called...1:09
- 12.Handy Household Hint0:09
- 13.Universal Bank Commercial0:35
- 14.Request Time: "Gigi!"1:33
- 15.Humor Test, With Dr. Chevy Chase2:29
- 16.Alternative Child3:42
- 17.1973 Miss America Pageant3:02
- 18.Timex Watch Commercial0:35
- 19.N.L.R.H. Program I.D./The Jimmy Dugan Story1:44
- 20.Quick Canada Quiz, Part 30:10
- 21.Harry Block: Reason #2870:33
- 22.Quick Canada Quiz: The Answer0:04
- 23.Interview With Ali & Foreman4:03
- 24.Great Mountain Valley Drinking Water & Brite Toothpaste Commercial0:51
- 25.Scuzzy Linoleum Commercial Intro0:07
- 26."Steppin' on a Spaniel"1:23
- 27.Car Cheese Commercial Intro0:09
- 28.Harry Block: Reason #1770:38
- 29.How Ofter Have You Said to Yourself...0:16
- 30.Police Auditions1:54
- 31.Guru Craig Baker, the Perfect Master5:49
- 32.Insincere Commercial Intro0:13
- 33.Harry Block: Reason #3560:24
- 34."You Put Me Through Hell" (Joni Mitchell Parody)1:57
- 35.Vulcanized Sneakers Commercial Intro0:37
- 36.Mr. Whipple Commercial Goes Wrong1:00
- 37.What Do You Reccommend From the Menu?2:23
- 38.N.L.R.H. Disclaimer & Warning0:17
- 39.Cheech & Chong Parody (Conclusion)0:33
- 40.Outro (Scottish Announcer)0:05
Disc 3
- 1.Disclaimer Intro: "Due to the Explicit Nature..." / National Lampoon National Lampoon Magazine Commercial1:18
- 2.Tommy Toilet0:23
- 3.Flash Bazbo in a Restaurant0:38
- 4.Bill Bradley of the New York Knicks1:00
- 5.Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: The Adventure Continues2:01
- 6.Bob the Rapist0:33
- 7.I'm a Little Stiff From Polo0:24
- 8.Legal Disclaimer (Muhammad Ali)0:08
- 9.Music Perspective, With Ron Fields, Part 13:19
- 10."Overdose Heaven"2:19
- 11.Interview With Don Corleone1:40
- 12.Monolithic Oil Commercial2:01
- 13.Straight Man Auditions3:13
- 14.Music Perspective, With Ron Fields, Part 22:26
- 15."Every Day I Feel Depressed" (B.B. King Parody)2:04
- 16.Dial-A-Curse2:09
- 17.Guru Craig Baker, the Perfect Master Visits a Bar8:29
- 18.Limerick Time, Part 10:26
- 19.American Safety Institute: Mad Dogs0:28
- 20.Limerick Time, Part 20:02
- 21.Flash Bazbo, Space Explorer: Chapter 2191:05
- 22.Classic Riddles, Part 10:26
- 23.Public Disservice Message: Care Packages to Europe0:22
- 24.Classic Riddles, Part 20:04
- 25.Santa Clause Recipe0:48
- 26.The Littlest Christmas Tree1:13
- 27.The Evil Santa3:37
- 28.Rod Serling Explains the First Christmas1:02
- 29.A&P Commercial: The Death Penalty for Shoplifting1:13
- 30.The Hockey "Guillotine"0:20
- 31.National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 11:51
- 32.Classics of the Contemporary Drama: "Waiting for Godot"2:47
- 33."Mother Goose's Wine"2:09
- 34.Al Capone on Trial0:27
- 35.National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 24:04
- 36.The Rosenburgs0:20
- 37.National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 30:39
- 38.Terminal Football2:58
- 39."Highway Toes" (James Taylor Parody)2:35
- 40.Classics of the Contemporary Drama: "The Idiot"2:09
- 41.National Lampoon's Call-In, Part 41:01
- 42.Outro (English Announcer)0:06

