Shamisen Metal Slaps Hard

Album by Bushido Girl

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  1. 1.
    A No Hit Run, Dodge Rolls Were So Perfectly Timed, I Think Bro Can Actually See the Future
    2:00
  2. 2.
    Going Into Every Home in a Town and Taking the Loot From Chests Is the Normal Thing to Do
    2:01
  3. 3.
    NPC at the Entrance Explained the Venue Rules Again Even Though Nobody Asked
    1:05
  4. 4.
    Merch Table at the Festival Started Offering Download Codes for Digital T-Shirts and the Design Was Fire
    2:34
  5. 5.
    Drummer Pointed at Their Feet to Raise Kick Volume but Instead Someone Brought Them a Sock
    1:53
  6. 6.
    Previous Album Didn’t Mention Green Room Fridge, Band Was Too Lost in the Fridge After Entering the Secret Latch, They Forgot to Report Back
    1:29
  7. 7.
    Monitor Feedback Hit a Frequency That Made Everyone Want to Sing Along in Harmony
    1:34
  8. 8.
    Bassist’s Left Foot Kept Clipping into the Drum Riser and It Was Super Noticeable
    1:35
  9. 9.
    Camera Angle Panned Mid Guitar Solo and Suddenly Depth Perception Was Gone
    1:38
  10. 10.
    The NPC Was Just Being an NPC, Their Answer Never Changed
    2:04
  11. 11.
    Seeing the Drummer’s Confusion as the Click Track Drifted Was Entertaining but Raised the Difficulty of the Solos
    2:15
  12. 12.
    Soundcheck Turned Into a Lecture About Gain Staging and Nobody Took Notes
    1:37
  13. 13.
    Button Mashing Felt Correct Emotionally and Incorrect Practically
    2:42
  14. 14.
    Green Room Lights Flickered Once Then Everyone in the Band Started Panic Charging Their Phones
    1:01
  15. 15.
    Keyboardist Did a Backflip and Clipped Through the Guitar Amps, Warping to the Next City on the Tour
    1:46
  16. 16.
    Rolling Too Early Felt Safe Until the Follow Up Hit Connected Anyway and They’re All Out of Potions
    1:01
  17. 17.
    Opening Band’s Bassist Tried Dodge Rolling Through the Pit and Forgot Collision Detection Exists IRL
    1:12
  18. 18.
    The Hit Box Was Clearly Not on the Enemy and Had Drifted a Solid 500 Pixels
    2:12
  19. 19.
    NPC Behind the Bar Explained the Drink Menu Like It Was Mandatory Lore
    1:28
  20. 20.
    An Overly Enthusiastic Fan Sang the Harmony Loud Enough to Become the Harmony, and It Worked
    1:25
  21. 21.
    Opening Band Increased Play Speed Without Adjusting Accuracy and the Audience Picked Up on It Real Quick
    2:41
  22. 22.
    Shamisen Rock and Shamisen Metal Is What the Venue Is Serving Tonight
    1:44
  23. 23.
    Camera Guy Took One Step Too Far Back and Discovered the Stage Ended There
    1:15
  24. 24.
    An Accidental Pause Between Songs Turned Into a Very Long Moment of Eye Contact, Staring Indifferently at the Sound Guy
    1:40
  25. 25.
    The Setlist Fell Into the Hands of a Fan Revealing the Encore Wasn’t Really an Encore, Just an Extra Song Beyond the Main Setlist, Making It an Encore
    1:30

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