
First released: 1996
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- 1.Hemorrhoy’s Theme Song and Tribute to His Mom1:21
- 2.I Eat Chicken1:06
- 3.I Can’t Go to the Bathroom1:22
- 4.I Am Retarded1:36
- 5.Spagetti Flushing Fiend1:04
- 6.Instrumental Breakdown1:47
- 7.Hemorrhoy’s Got Legs (And He Uses Them)1:31
- 8.Dog Shoe Designing Monkeys1:05
- 9.Dance of My Dogs3:01
- 10.He’s Got an Extra Eye and Funny Faces1:43
- 11.Here Comes Abe Lincoln’s Nose Harp2:15
- 12.Hemorrhoy Rogers Elected President1:09
- 13.Hemorrhoy Rogers Is Freak!1:32
- 14.Praise the Lord!1:32
- 15.College Graduates Eat Food, Too1:27
- 16.Hemorrhoy Turned 50 This Summer1:16
- 17.Gonad Crushing Contest Tonight1:34
- 18.I’m Going to Flick a Bugger Into You1:05
- 19.Brain Juggler Requiem1:45
- 20.If I Won the Lottery I’d Go Pottery1:45
- 21.Ectopic Pregnancy – Self Propelled Tard2:57
- 22.Time for Fun (Listen to the Fun Coach)1:13
- 23.The Farm Inside My Mouth2:13
- 24.When Wax Blocks Your Ears, Listen to That2:17
- 25.Take That Dog and Shove It1:36
- 26.Head Kickin Fast Car1:31
- 27.Halloween at Hemorrhoy’s House1:21
- 28.Hemorrhoy Wants to Be Like Mike1:59
- 29.Running Toward a Ball With Hamburger1:13
- 30.You Are the Tard, Hemorrhoy1:30
- 31.Run Like the Wind (Into My Bathroom)1:20
- 32.Me, Myself, and It5:31
