Racket Science

How Come the Wrong People Are Always in Charge?

You're Living in a World of Make-Believe With Flowers and Bells and Leprachauns and Magic Frogs With Funny Little Hats

It's a Good Thing I Don't Have Super Brain Powers or You'd Be in a Thousand Little Pieces Right Now

They're Portable, They're Annoying and They Cost Three Dollars a Case

I'm Trying to Contain an Outbreak Here and You're Driving the Monkey to the Airport

It's Almost Impossible to Concentrate Here in This Cafe With All These Leggy Belgian Girls Walking Around in Miniskirts

God Has a Plan for Me, and It Involves Puppets

I Wish I Had Me Some of Them Miracle Smart Pills

I Got My Picture Taken, I Got Forty Dollars and I Get to Keep the Underwear

There's Some Milk in the Fridge That's About to Go Bad... And There It Goes

Every Word Out of Your Mouth Is Like a Turd Falling in My Drink

He Looks Interesting - And by Interesting I Mean Weird