
First released: 2009
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- 1.Cleared for Landing at Honolulu International (Knotts’ Landing)0:41
- 2.Never Double Cross a Samoan1:25
- 3.The Spirit of Aloha (Chanting for Refills)1:26
- 4.The Love God? Meets the Tiki God1:09
- 5.Tied Up in Knotts (He’s Got the Locals in Stitches)1:05
- 6.Don Juan de Knottso (By Hovercraft to Moloka’i)0:32
- 7.Meeting Menehune in the Marvelous Mountains of Maui1:20
- 8.Don Knotts Gets Lei’d (By Teleportation to Moloka’i)1:07
- 9.The Shakiest Mai Tai in the Bar (By Outrigger to Lana’i)1:02
- 10.The Tiki and Mr. Chicken1:10
- 11.Furley Freakout1:13
- 12.Ultimo Mondo Donnibale0:44
- 13.Journey to the Bottom of the Volcano1:45
- 14.Satanic Night of a Thousand Inverted Goats on Lana’i2:24
- 15.The Pineapple Dumpling Gang (By Humpback to Kaho’Olawe)1:48
- 16.Don Knotts Joins a Doom Band on Molokini (Breaka Breaka Don)1:16
- 17.The Wadge Exotica Ensemble Plays the Forbidden Sound of Manglement, Kidney Stone on Kaua’i / Those Aren’t Coconuts! / Nervous Laughter, Awkward Silence as Don Knotts Pees in the Pool / Fistful of Barney / Hula Hula Don Don Don / The Pineapple Dumpling Gang Rides Again / 24 Hour Visit From Tim Conway / Dashing Don Does Diamond Head / Scream Bloody Knotts / You Say Tomato, Don Says ‘Let’s Get Sauced!’1:03
- 18.Don Knotts Pukes on a German Tourist2:12
- 19.Bug‐Eyed and Chicken Livered (By Jet Pack to Maui)1:09
- 20.Elvis and Don (By Copter to Kaua’i)0:27
- 21.Leisure Suit Shuffle (By Surfboard to O’Ahu)0:23
- 22.Don Knotts. Don Ho. Double Trouble.2:16
- 23.Don Knotts Is Human Prey Trapped in a Whirlwind Struggle Enslaved by Propaganda After World Obliteration on O’Ahu1:40
- 24.Dong Knoxxx (By Coconut Monkey Raft to the Big Island)1:02
- 25.Hunting the Hawai’Ian Sasquatch1:56
- 26.Horror of the Tikis (Don of the Dead)2:01
- 27.Snorkelling for Sea Monkeys1:56
- 28.Don Knotts Gets the Trots1:02
- 29.Hula Girl Double‐Take1:33
- 30.Farewell From Don – Thanks for the Mammaries (By 707 to the Mainland)20:57






