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- 1.90s Dramedy3:53
- 2.I Hired Archie Andrews, Thomas Bangalter, Kanye West, Jeff Mangum, A VERY OBESE ITALIAN MAN WITH A BAGGUETTE and ur mom to grab me some bagels while my talentless ass made this shitty song0:55
- 3.Nobody told me the Japanese Bonus track wouldn't be on the main album, kind of crying right now because I was hoping for it to be on the final album, the finale wasn't even that good m8, JEEZ, Well now I'm gonna end it all, this world is one too cruel for me, I can't handle it2:28
- 4.Knights & Air War by Crystal Castles Playing at the Same Time, One in the Left Ear and the Other in the Right4:12
- 5.United States Theme Song6:12
- 6.ISIS Theme Song4:14
- 7.Rolling for 69 :^)4:31
- 8.I'm Italian and what you just said makes me want to jump through your god damn computer screen and beat the shit out of you, I swear on my fucking mother.0:54
- 9.The album should be called cosmic irony is not a joke4:11
- 10.Listen to track 3 and track 4 at the same time to uncover secret memes :):):):):) [korean sockpuppet track]7:22

