First released: 1st January 2003
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- 1.Hi, How's It Going0:09
- 2.Clap You Fuckers Clap1:35
- 3.Witty Banter0:37
- 4.Why I Didn't Call3:56
- 5.Witty Yet Heretical Banter2:16
- 6.Jump on a Cross and Die4:05
- 7.Even Wittier Banter0:26
- 8.The Day I Woke Up as Bruce Springsteen4:56
- 9.Banter So Witty You'll Plotz0:59
- 10.Fuck You (And the Sport Utility Vehicle You Rode in On)3:32
- 11.Again With the Banter?0:35
- 12.Bite Me3:21
- 13.Does This Dork Ever Shut Up?1:07
- 14.The Gaucho Named Klaus4:55
- 15.Yadda Yadda Yadda1:24
- 16.My Soul Ain't Got No Soul3:53
- 17.Ballad of a Skank Ho2:55
- 18.Just Shut Up and Sing Already0:14
- 19.Jesus Owes Me $504:58
- 20.No Wonder You Don't Get Laid, You Talk Too Much0:12
- 21.Tool3:05
- 22.You Know You Could Fit a Lot More Songs on This Album If There Wan't So Much Witty Banter0:12
- 23.The Other Madonna3:30
- 24.This Banter and a Token Will Get You on a Bus1:38
- 25.Diesel Dyke3:47
- 26.Hidden: Bite Me (reprise)11:43

