
First released: 1st November 2025
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- 1.Pegging Santa Under the Mistletoe1:34
- 2.Here, I Got You a Whole Load of Nothing1:35
- 3.I'm Thinking About a White, White Christmas2:29
- 4.Jesus Would Have Wanted You to Buy Me This2:49
- 5.Your Tree Looks Like Shit1:15
- 6.I Spiked the Milk Now Santa's Absolutely Fucked1:33
- 7.Santa's Coming Through the Back Door This Year1:54
- 8.I Love You Jesus, I'd Wank You Off If You Asked Me To1:48
- 9.I'm Unwrapping My Trauma1:44
- 10.Jingle This You Bitch1:39
- 11.Christmas Dinner Dumps2:04
- 12.I Hope Mummy and Daddy Get a Divorce. So I Can Have Two Christmases2:59
