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William, I Have but One Setting and It Is Go
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I’m Going to Dig Up John Lennon’s Abuser Corpse and Show It the Abuse It Deserves
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Bring John Lennon Back to Life So I Can Kill Him Again
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What Rich People Google: How Many Pounds of Truffle Can I Fit Into My Ass
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Yesterday When I Was in the Shower, I Cupped My Hands, and Peed Into Them. I Sat There Holding 8 Ounces of My Own Pee
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I Looked at It, Felt Its Warmth, and Then Unclasped My Hands as I Watch the Golden Liquid Flow Down the Drain
0:03
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I Thought What If... What If I Would Have Drank That Pee?
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Gold Is the Colour of Gold but Also "Pee Pee"
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Six Dudes Hanging Around a Car With the Hood Up... Ain’t Nothin’ Better
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Ah... A Nice Glass of Piss
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Aw, Pikachu Shat on the Carpet Again!
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12.
Can't Wait for the Future and Mail Order LSD
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Need to Make Some Quick $$$... If You Are Interested in Purchasing an Old Wall in China Hmu
0:07
14.
Youtube Channel That Only Uploads Off-Brand Battery Reviews
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Sorry Tim Heidecker but It's Time for the Real King of Comedy to Take Back the Throne... Jeff Foxworthy!!!!
0:04
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Tim Heidecker Vs Me, Trapped in a Restaurants Kitchen While a Grease Fire Burns Out of Control
0:03
17.
Tim Heidecker: Your Days Are Numbered, My Man!
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18.
3 Hour Ted Talk Hosted by Yours Truly Where I Just Make Mouth Noises
0:03
19.
Drawing Dicks in the Ups Signature Field
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20.
I Think Jethro Tull Would Be Interesting Opponents in a Fight
0:02
21.
Petition: Replace the Faces of Those Guys on Mt Rushmore With the Freebird Lyrics
0:03
22.
I Smoked the Government Weed and I Can’t Sleep, I Can’t Stop Thinking About Mars!
0:03
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100 Likes and I Will Get a Crucified Skinhead Tattoo
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24.
A Video Game Where You Play as Steve Buscemi
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25.
Taco Bell Sponsorship
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Larry David Sex Tape
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27.
Crucified Skinhead but It's Gumby
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28.
Mark Zuckerberg Has a Controlling Share in Youth Attack Records
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29.
Who Up I Got a Box of Dr Pepper
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30.
Had a Dream I Met an Nfl Player and I Begged Him to Kill Me
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31.
I Miss Texas and I Miss Sweet Tea
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32.
Adam Sandler but With a British Accent
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33.
Spiderman’s Balls
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Cowboy God Has Made a Decision... Pineapple Must Remain on Pizza
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Take It Easy by the Eagles
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Repent You Sinners and Become Cowboy
0:03
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God Is Returning in Half of an Hour... Cowboy God
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I'd Like to Have a Cage Match With Alton Brown
0:02
39.
Double Click Here to See Magic
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40.
Just Walked Up to Cale Weir in Public, He Was High and Listening to Tiger Army
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41.
Ask Me About Burst Pipes
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42.
Mass Sterilization Caused by Poopoo and Peepee
0:01
43.
My Idea of Heaven Would Be Listening to Country and Western Music With My Gpa Forevr
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44.
Subway Sandwiches Buffet
0:05
45.
A Pizza Place Run by Skinheads
0:01
46.
I’m Gonna Kick Your Ass (I’m Lifting Weights as I Post This)
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47.
Martial Artists Breaking Planks but the Planks Are Replaced With Casio Keyboards
0:15
48.
A Cap With a Hole for People to Show Off Their Bald Spots
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49.
All Bald People Are Skinheads
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50.
I Wonder What Pisspiggranddad Is Doing Right Now
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51.
A Vegetable Called Jetpack
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52.
Has Anyone Made Pillows That Look Like Butts Yet
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53.
Two Nude Musclebound Men Chasing Each Other Around a Junkyard Shooting Each Other With Dollar Store Water Guns
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54.
I Need to Clone Myself Five Times So I Can Fulfil My Dream of Owning and Operating a Chain of 6 24/7 Gas Stations
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Pumping Iron to the Sopranos Theme Song
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56.
I Am Hungover and I Am Fucking Manic
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57.
Last Night I Got Banned From Metro (The Supermarket) For Opening and Eating Three Cans of Cold Staggs Chili in the Store
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58.
If I Shit My Pants Would My Boss Let Me Go Home Early
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59.
Last Night God Came to Me in the Form of Liam and He Said “Wanan Maybe Hanmg Out”
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60.
Tom Cruise Is the Shadow President and a Member of the Deep State
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61.
Welcome to My Shop Where I Sell Fresh Sweet Corn and New Video Game Releases
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“Cro Mags Full Album” Tatted Across My Stomach a LA “Thug Life”
0:03
63.
Nike Sneakers in Camo Making Me Really Horny
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64.
Woke Up With the Fresh Smell of a Hoagie Near by and a Morning Has Never Been So Complete for Me
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65.
I Just Wanna Noodle Catfish and Shit in an Outhouse
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66.
Gonna Open Up an Eyebrow Place Called “The Big Lebrowski”
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Who Else Is Soaked and Sitting in a Leather Chair at Work
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9/11 Truther in the Streets, Infowarrior in the Sheets
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Bust Three Nuts Today: Two for the Towers, One for the Pentagon
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