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- 1.The Grand Preamble (Annie Get Your Gun, Mask, Ductape and Some Matches)0:20
- 2.What I Destroyed on My Summer Vacation3:15
- 3.The Starving Artist Weight-Loss Program Works... To Varying Degree... Somethetimes2:09
- 4.Anybody Remember John Enis, Chair of the Board of Tourism for Bad Sex, Ont.?3:05
- 5.And the Award for Best Post-Coital Hug Goes To...3:36
- 6.Zombie Cheerleader Slumber Party Massacre3:04
- 7.May Cruise Missile Diplomacy Keep Us Truthful, Good, and Mild3:16
- 8.Broken Records4:48
- 9.A Vision After the Sermon: Jacob Wrestling With the Junior Boys Soccer Team2:59
- 10.Cobra Constant Committee Bake Sale3:10
- 11.Pink Slip +1: 30% Resistance to Your Daughter's New Pony2:28
- 12.Dig Them Up and Try to Reason With Them1:30
- 13.Class Aptitude Test Results Are In, and It's Martyr or Matador for Everybody!4:37