
First released: 1st November 2025
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- 1.Connect Your Dialysis Machine to a Trampoline7:38
- 2.A Grandfather Clock Produces Baby Black Holes8:01
- 3.The Sun Clocked Out Mid-Shift and Left Its Shadow on Loop3:16
- 4.Funeral Hijacked by a Sentient Being and Exploded Into 47 Raccoons5:59
- 5.The Silence Grew Teeth, Bit the Echo, and Now Both Are in Therapy2:47
- 6.House Grew a Second Throat Last Night, I Opened the Door and My Funeral Was Already Inside2:53
- 7.Trade Your Heartbeat for a NFT of Expired Milk That Screams in Latin7:57
- 8.Watch a Star Eat Itself and Then Vomit Dark Matter7:31
- 9.The Moon Is Just a Giant Vape Cloud Exhaled by a Sleeping God5:11
- 10.The Universe Rebooted and Came Back as a Sentient Potato Wearing Eyeliner4:55
- 11.Volcanoes Started Podcasting Exclusively on the Dark Web8:57
- 12.Fossil-Light Karaoke Sung by Dinasours Inside a Deactivated Reactor8:59
- 13.Sold My Last Breath on Ebay, Buyer Left Feedback “Too Crunchy”5:44
- 14.Watched Time Get Arrested for Indecent Exposure to Clocks6:54
- 15.Obsidian Comma Between Two Nonexistent Epochs6:29
