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  1. 1.
    Connect Your Dialysis Machine to a Trampoline
    7:38
  2. 2.
    A Grandfather Clock Produces Baby Black Holes
    8:01
  3. 3.
    The Sun Clocked Out Mid-Shift and Left Its Shadow on Loop
    3:16
  4. 4.
    Funeral Hijacked by a Sentient Being and Exploded Into 47 Raccoons
    5:59
  5. 5.
    The Silence Grew Teeth, Bit the Echo, and Now Both Are in Therapy
    2:47
  6. 6.
    House Grew a Second Throat Last Night, I Opened the Door and My Funeral Was Already Inside
    2:53
  7. 7.
    Trade Your Heartbeat for a NFT of Expired Milk That Screams in Latin
    7:57
  8. 8.
    Watch a Star Eat Itself and Then Vomit Dark Matter
    7:31
  9. 9.
    The Moon Is Just a Giant Vape Cloud Exhaled by a Sleeping God
    5:11
  10. 10.
    The Universe Rebooted and Came Back as a Sentient Potato Wearing Eyeliner
    4:55
  11. 11.
    Volcanoes Started Podcasting Exclusively on the Dark Web
    8:57
  12. 12.
    Fossil-Light Karaoke Sung by Dinasours Inside a Deactivated Reactor
    8:59
  13. 13.
    Sold My Last Breath on Ebay, Buyer Left Feedback “Too Crunchy”
    5:44
  14. 14.
    Watched Time Get Arrested for Indecent Exposure to Clocks
    6:54
  15. 15.
    Obsidian Comma Between Two Nonexistent Epochs
    6:29

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