About
- 1.Abbreviating Words Can Be Time Efficient; For Example, I'm Going to Die Tomorrow by "Lethal Injectch"
- 2.Backwards Middle Fingers to Madison Dance Parties
- 3.Rewriting the Plotline of a B-Grade Slasher Film
- 4.I Want a Phone Company That Will Murder My Boss
- 5.Vulgar Display of Tower
- 6.We Have Been Hired to Knock Your Teeth Crooked That Is Unless They Already Are Crooked Which in That Case We Will Knock Them Straight
- 7.Frank Talk About a Dead Man
- 8.Pricks
- 9.Johnny Mendola's a Big Deal These Days
- 10.The Jealous Cryptozoologist
- 11.Siafu
- 12.We Weren't Joking, He Really Was a Big Deal
- 13.Custom Van Fantasy Painting

