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Dear Diary, Today I Broke the Skulls From Pink Haired Crocodiles
2.
Tits!!! Knifes!!! Handshakes!!! Brittany
3.
Hey Mario, Just Bring My Coke...
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I Put Flowers on Her Grave, After I Exhumed Her, Because I Want to Dance With Her Corpse... Breakdance
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Everytime I Sing, My Girlfriend Pulls the Speakers Into My Ass
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Look at Me, I'm the Breakdancing Dinosaur, I Can Do a Backflip Like No One Else
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Hello My Name Is Boomshakalaka Boris and Chris From My Mouth Is Full of Dropkicking Astronauts Record This Song for Me
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KA ME HA ME HAAAA!!!! Damn, That Was Brutal, My Head Hurts
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I Like Your Dress, but You Look Like a Dinosaur
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My Mouth Is Full of Dropkicking Astronauts!!
11.
Wheelchair vs. Old School Mustache
12.
I'm Not a Woman, but I Love Girlpants
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I Don't Wear Girl Pants Because I'm Not Emo and My Balls Are Too Large
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Clouds in Penis Form... You Think That's Impossible?! I Can Fart a Octopus and Kiss Him
15.
Ricky Martin, Ricky Martin, I Paint Him With Colour and Then I Play Darts With Him
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You Are Not Very Fast With Broken Legs
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Sorry but I'm Not Very Athletic but...LOOK WHAT I CAN DO!!!
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V vs. S (Gimme Some Emocore Because I Want to Swing My Hips)
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After This Scary Song, You Gonna Know Why Ginger Is So Fucking Awwwsome
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Spiderman With a Black Costume = Sadomaso Man
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I'm So Sensitive and Emotional, I Love Myspace and I Love Girl Pants