About
- 1.How to Become a Virgin
- 2.The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- 3.Kill Roger Hedgecock
- 4.Straight From the Horse’s Mouth
- 5.Moth Eaten Deer Head
- 6.Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Disease, Get Out of My Bed
- 7.Cattle Mutilation
- 8.Perils of Believing in Round Squares
- 9.Twenty Three Lubed Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- 10.Stucco Obelisks Labeled as Trees
- 11.Skin Graft at Seventy Five Miles Per Hour
- 12.Get Off the Cross, the Wood Is Needed
- 13.Who Wants a Dose of the Clap
- 14.Wet Nurse Syndrome Hand Me Down Display Case
- 15.Gluing Carpet to Your Genitals Does Not Make You a Cantaloupe
- 16.Twenty Three Full Time Cowboys
