The MisreadBible: Genesis

Album by Joshua Saxon & J. R. Eldridge

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  1. 1.
    Preface
    2:17
  2. 2.
    Acknowledgements
    0:47
  3. 3.
    God Writes his Memoirs
    2:10
  4. 4.
    And so, It Begins…
    6:24
  5. 5.
    Mr Play-Doh and His Amazing Talking Rib
    3:46
  6. 6.
    Much Ado about Apples!
    5:35
  7. 7.
    Dude, Where's Your Brother?
    5:08
  8. 8.
    The Adam’s Family
    1:25
  9. 9.
    Freaky Angel Sex
    0:50
  10. 10.
    Build Yourself an Arky Arky
    2:30
  11. 11.
    Après Nous, le Déluge
    3:39
  12. 12.
    What a Day for a Picnic
    7:55
  13. 13.
    The Drying after the Dying
    3:28
  14. 14.
    God Invents the Rainbow
    1:57
  15. 15.
    Noah’s Drunken Shenanigans
    1:55
  16. 16.
    Table of Nicknames
    2:39
  17. 17.
    The Tower of Babbling
    2:00
  18. 18.
    The Semites
    1:01
  19. 19.
    Abram Leaves Home Twice
    2:48
  20. 20.
    Sarai’s Too Sexy for the Egyptians
    1:47
  21. 21.
    Family Feud
    1:48
  22. 22.
    Abram Joins the Rebel Alliance
    4:38
  23. 23.
    The Covenant of Concussion
    3:05
  24. 24.
    How to Rape Your Slave
    2:13
  25. 25.
    A Snip Too Far
    5:13
  26. 26.
    Abraham Haggles with God
    4:56
  27. 27.
    Sodomy and Gomorrah
    4:45
  28. 28.
    Eww!
    2:12
  29. 29.
    Abimelech’s Rude Awakening
    3:26
  30. 30.
    Twang!
    3:34
  31. 31.
    How the Fuck Do You Steal a Well?
    1:46
  32. 32.
    Child Sacrifice: It’s Okay When God Tells You to Do It
    3:39
  33. 33.
    How to Bury Your Wife (legally)
    3:00
  34. 34.
    Buying a Bride with Relative Ease
    7:05
  35. 35.
    Abraham the Stiff
    1:35
  36. 36.
    The Birds and the Bees
    3:11
  37. 37.
    All’s Well That Ends Well
    5:27
  38. 38.
    The Foul Stench of Betrayal
    7:50
  39. 39.
    Keeping It in the Family
    1:48
  40. 40.
    Wow, What a Weird Dream
    2:50
  41. 41.
    Seven Years for One Cousin
    4:28
  42. 42.
    Jacob is One Randy Bastard
    3:48
  43. 43.
    Sheep Breeding for Dummies
    4:16
  44. 44.
    What a Pile of Stones!
    4:45
  45. 45.
    God is Kinda Rapey
    4:05
  46. 46.
    An Esau for Sore Eyes
    2:49
  47. 47.
    The Defiling of Dinah
    4:33
  48. 48.
    Better the Bethel You Know
    4:32
  49. 49.
    Whatever Became of Esau?
    5:13
  50. 50.
    Joseph and His Technicolour Screw Over
    4:59
  51. 51.
    Judah and Tamar: or Two Deaths and a Prostitute
    4:35
  52. 52.
    Joseph and the Sex Pest
    2:57
  53. 53.
    Joseph: Prison Dream-Diviner!
    3:03
  54. 54.
    Joseph Gives Pharaoh a Reading
    7:04
  55. 55.
    Live and Not Die
    5:17
  56. 56.
    Reunited, and It Feels So… Weird
    4:01
  57. 57.
    Joseph Makes Mugs of His Brothers
    6:37
  58. 58.
    The Enter-dus
    6:35
  59. 59.
    Live and Not Die 2: Not Die Harder
    3:44
  60. 60.
    A Backward Blessing
    3:04
  61. 61.
    Jacob’s Libellous Poem
    3:58
  62. 62.
    He Dies at the End
    3:54

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