First released: 2008
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Disc 1
- 1.Penguin Audio Presents1:50
- 2.Secret Hidden Message0:15
- 3.A Second Note1:12
- 4.Okay, This Is the Prolouge6:28
- 5.Danica Patrick6:53
- 6.Gay Marriage7:32
- 7.Why Everyone Hates Us0:48
- 8.Anna Nicole Smith3:36
- 9.George Bush Jr.0:51
- 10.Britney Spears's Vagina1:31
- 11.Britney Spears's Head3:32
- 12.You1:06
- 13.Bill Clinton--Blow Jobs4:13
- 14.The Double Quarter Pounder0:46
- 15.Nascar1:12
- 16.Rehab1:45
- 17.Angelina Jolie1:42
- 18.Me5:20
Disc 2
- 1.Your Kids Are Not Cute7:37
- 2.The Jellyfish Move4:01
- 3.Please Drug Your Children3:13
- 4.I Had Sex With Kathie Lee Gifford, and She Was Amazing!6:46
- 5.Punishment7:31
- 6.And on and on It Went4:39
- 7.I Got a Job in a Diner5:26
- 8.We Never Went Hungry4:16
- 9.Bullies R Us5:43
- 10.Within Seconds Bobby5:17
- 11.As He Drew Closer5:54
- 12.Why the Fuck Do Old People Drive So Goddamn Slow?5:01
Disc 3
- 1.Autism Shmautism5:35
- 2.The Truth When It Comes to Your Kids5:11
- 3.Advice to Men About to Enter a Stripclub4:12
- 4.And That Was the End of That Dream4:17
- 5.How I Learned to Act2:14
- 6.How I Became a Published Poet6:19
- 7.We Decided Not to Put to Put My Name on It5:54
- 8.Nuns, Tits, Booze and My Mom5:07
- 9.When I Walked Into the Hallway5:20
- 10.Matt Dillon Is a Giant Fag5:53
- 11.I Think Its Fair to Say5:09
- 12.Prospective Parents: Give It Up4:14
Disc 4
- 1.Grande Vente Mocha Oprah Chai4:44
- 2.James Frey5:08
- 3.Steamroll5:00
- 4.Semen Count?4:59
- 5.The Oprah Amendment5:31
- 6.Does This [Bomb] Make Me Look Fat?6:40
- 7.This Is Your Brain, on Semen7:20
- 8.We Couldn't Care Less7:57
- 9.We All Know Women7:42
- 10.The Past7:31
- 11.My Wife Screams4:47
- 12.Flirting and Laughing in the Workplace5:47
Disc 5
- 1.The Pope Is a Pimp4:12
- 2.Number One: Thou Shalt Not Kill, Unless...6:22
- 3.The Asshole Olympics7:05
- 4.I Want All Americans on Steroids7:56
- 5.Someone Tell My Mom That Cellphones Cause Cancer6:01
- 6.Driving Home That Day7:30