First released: 1st September 2008
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Disc 1
- 1.The Hookers and the Vikings5:22
- 2.The Survivalist Golfer5:43
- 3.Bankable Predictions for 20066:01
- 4.I Don't Scare My Daughter5:37
- 5.God is not a Pimp5:19
- 6.My True Life Memoirs6:44
- 7.Getting to Outer Space from Sheboygan6:40
- 8.Don't Name Your Son Dick7:33
- 9.Let's Turn Cemeteries into Golf Courses6:29
- 10.Jesus Played a Ouji Board6:11
- 11.Greyfox Cucumber and Other Bad Names6:47
- 12.The Second Unsolicited Commendement Address5:36
- 13.A Spider Tattooed on His Face5:48
Disc 2
- 1.Hebrevada or Jewtah5:53
- 2.Peter Frampton is Bald5:56
- 3.The Minnesota State Fair and Crackhead Pete7:02
- 4.…so I grabbed the Skymall Catalog5:28
- 5.Go Frankenstina, Go!5:49
- 6.Sex Education and Dickie Roberts5:59
- 7.Lexie the Hunter5:53
- 8.Safe Sex has a Mascot5:03
- 9.Senor Tripod5:27
- 10.Mr. Rogers Ruined Everything5:37
- 11.Negative Stereotypes are True4:22
- 12.I Want to be the Next Dear Abby5:48
- 13.Marly and Me and a Broken Tooth5:21
- 14.Put Me in a Coma Until After Claire's Fifth Wedding Anniversary5:25