Metal Shamisen Slaps Hard

Who Needs a Health Bar When You've Got Infinite Lives

Metal Shamisen or Shamisen Metal, Either Slaps Hard

Sound Guy Tried to Quickly Fix the Mix Mid Song and Instead Introduced an Audio Channel of Someone Eating Food

Against All Warnings, We Entered the Green Room Fridge’s Passage and Ended Up in Area Full of Rusty Metallic Platforms and Cages

Venue NPC Wouldn’t Stop Explaining the Emergency Exit Policy So We Missed the Second Band’s Set

Some Merch Table Started Selling Hacked Digital Albums and Nobody Cared to Ask How They Worked

Someone Paid the Merch Guy in a Cryptocurrency That Crashed Many Years Ago, Super Sus

Opening Riff Meant to Hit Hard but the PA Lagged and Delivered It Two Seconds Late, Technically Slapped

Crowd Tried to Combo Their Claps and Accidentally Created Polyrhythmic Chaos

Opening Band’s Drummer Tried to Play Like It Was a Rhythm Game on Hard Mode and Missed the One Beat That Mattered

Saw the Merch Guy Smiling Way Too Hard and Knew Something Sus Was Going On

Reduced Our Attack Rate to Focus on Timing and Then Started Dominating Every Exchange, We’ll Take It

Third Band Tried Hyper Tapping at Double Speed and Immediately Cooked Their Own Tempo

Guitarist Boosted Their Input Rate and Dropped a Solo That Actually Hit Hard

Watched the Sound Guy Nod Confidently While the Mix Was Clearly Going Off the Rails

An Audience Member Attempted a High APM Riff and Learned the Difference Between Speed and Control

The Crowd Looked Hyped Until the Drop Missed and Collective Disappointment Set In for the Opening Act

Watched My Health Bar Fade Faster Than Expected, Opponent Didn’t Expect I’d Have a Clutch Heal

Saw the Camera Man Panning and Showcasing Everything About the Concert Except for Everyone’s Solos

Keyboardist Tried to Mash Through the Breakdown and Got Soft Locked in the Wrong Key

The Guitarist Started Strafing During the Solo and Accidentally Unplugged Three Cables

Guitarist’s Strafing Speed Increased to Look Confident After Cable Mishap, Ran Straight Off the Arena Edge, Still Strafing as Far as We Know

Guitar Auditions Are Now Open Since the Touring Guitarist Is Nowhere to Be Found After Strafing Out the Arena

Observed the Venue NPC Explaining Rules Using Maximum Confidence and Zero Accuracy

The Opening Band Tried to Speedrun Their Sound Check and Soft Locked the Sound System