Unreleased Tracks From a Failed Tape

I'm Glad Denton Free Jazz Musicicans Fucking Hate Me Now

If I Wanted to Watch Some Dude Jerk It for 20 Minutes I'd Use Chatroulette Instead of Going to the Skronk Show

I'm Glad Jesus Chris & The Beatles Broke Up

Cleric Got Sponsored by Hair Care Products

Oh God Fucking Dammit Not Another Band With Parker Lawson in It

Flat Earth Guy Is the True Hero of North Texas

Creeping Death Will Never Be a Real Death Metal Band Until They Cover Good Sepultura

Burning an Anal Cunt Tape Upon the Altar of Homosexuality as an Offering to the Lords of Noisecore

Infernal Legions of Mordor Is Cancelled!!!

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