If Your Face Were on Fire, I'd Put It Out With a Sickle

Album by Ass Coffee

First released: 2002

1.
It's Lonely Being a Cannibal
4:56
2.
The Hair We Had in the 80s
2:52
3.
How Can You Sleep When Your Loins Are on Fire
3:56
4.
You Are the Fabric Softner in My Laundry of Madness
6:27
5.
The Dry Land Wants Your Affection, Kissy Girl
3:18
6.
Will Propel Us Into an Uncertain Future
4:16
7.
Existence Is Meaningless and Life Is Absurd, So Wipe That Rotten Smile Off Your Face
8:48