Howdy Mr Blobby, Did You Drink Your Super Milk Today? (Childhood Fantasies Mercilessly Deflated)

Your Childhood Heroes Were Busy Doing the Hickey, Ponky and Pinky With Each Other While You Worshipped Them

The One Moment of Your Life You Wished Nobody Would Have Interrupted

Stop Your Engines to Hear Your Executioner Approaching the Backdoor to Your Past