A Present for Kenny That Doesn't Involve Me Dressing Up Like a Drag Queen

9/11 in Your Pants

Kenny James Hoey Presents "Twinkling in the Stars"

Kenny Has No Friends...No One to Brush His Hair With

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Crossing the Street Without a License

Summon All the Fucking Crows You Want (And Then Turn Into a Wolf)

There's a Milf in Our Midst and Her Name is Kenny's Sister (Just Kidding...I Wouldn't Fuck Her, But She is Pregnant...With Kenny's Child)

The Towel Was on the Fool (And U Dunno Wut to Think)

Tiffany, I Want Your Cock

Punching a Baby in the Face (And ROFL'ing About It)

Taking a Sleeping Pill Marked for Dracula

I Wonder if the Mouth's Cubic Volume is Eighteen Inches. If So, Booyah! My Cock Can Almost Fit in Your Mouth!

I Make Fuck with Your Sister

Let's Get Physical (The E-Machine Mix)

Remember That Time We Beat the Shit Outta Diablo?

Kenny's House (And Everything in It)