The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse

Compilation by Robert Rankin

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Disc 1

  1. 1.
    'Once upon a time,' said the big fat farmer...
    8:31
  2. 2.
    Presently he awoke from unconsciousness...
    7:27
  3. 3.
    Anthrax jogged merrily along
    5:20
  4. 4.
    'Good evening to you, chef,' hailed Jack
    5:53
  5. 5.
    Jack awoke with a start...
    7:05
  6. 6.
    The exterior of Tinto's bar was colourful...
    7:36
  7. 7.
    Tinto's voice became slower and slower...
    9:34
  8. 8.
    'So,' said Jack, 'tell me about the case...'
    5:21
  9. 9.
    Jack awoke to find himself in strange surroundings
    7:33
  10. 10.
    Now, there is a knack to driving a car
    2:22

Disc 2

  1. 1.
    The car was an Anders Faircloud...
    4:19
  2. 2.
    Humpty Dumpty
    3:20
  3. 3.
    Nursery Towers was big
    5:54
  4. 4.
    Would you mind opening the doors...'
    6:01
  5. 5.
    'Clever,' said Eddie...
    4:55
  6. 6.
    'Do you have a name?' asked Bellis, glaring upward daggers
    5:39
  7. 7.
    'There you go,' said Eddie Bear
    3:21
  8. 8.
    A sudden high pitched shriek...
    5:14
  9. 9.
    Wibbly inhabited a basement flat...
    7:03
  10. 10.
    For those who are unacquainted with the career of...
    5:45
  11. 11.
    The Grand Salon of Oh Boy! was a monument to...
    3:58
  12. 12.
    'Terrible business,' said Eddie...
    3:11
  13. 13.
    The chocolate factory had big gates at the front...
    3:49
  14. 14.
    The sun was drifting down towards the horizon...
    4:36

Disc 3

  1. 1.
    The exterior of the bawdy house was nothing to speak of
    4:37
  2. 2.
    Jack sat awkwardly, nursing himself
    7:34
  3. 3.
    'Eddie?' Jack went all weak at the knees
    8:11
  4. 4.
    Jack drove once more through the streets of Toy City
    4:08
  5. 5.
    It is a fact, well known to those who know it well...
    5:29
  6. 6.
    Eddie was a most unhappy bear
    6:00
  7. 7.
    The police van sped onwards through the night-time streets...
    3:34
  8. 8.
    'Kidnapped.' Jack sat shivering in the coldness and dampness...
    4:48
  9. 9.
    After a great deal of passageway perambulation...
    4:39
  10. 10.
    The workroom was exactly as Jack might have expected...
    3:46
  11. 11.
    Jack woke to find he had been thoughtfully covered...
    4:39
  12. 12.
    Jack drove the car and Eddie sat trying to fold his arms...
    4:38
  13. 13.
    There was a really nice police car parked near by, as it happened
    5:59

Disc 4

  1. 1.
    Time passes slowly in a police interview room...
    6:16
  2. 2.
    Evening was coming by the time Jack and Eddie...
    6:48
  3. 3.
    In the morning the big smiley sun arose...
    7:10
  4. 4.
    It is a fact well known to those who know it well...
    4:19
  5. 5.
    The controller shouted instructions...
    6:21
  6. 6.
    A single Spotlight illuminsted Miss Muffett
    6:50
  7. 7.
    'Three, two, one,' bawled the controller, variously
    5:29
  8. 8.
    'Little Tommy,' husked the Missy...
    7:55
  9. 9.
    It is another fact well known to those who know it well...
    3:18
  10. 10.
    Jack carried Eddie back to Bill Winkie's office
    4:31
  11. 11.
    A thorough search of Bill Winkie's office...
    4:35
  12. 12.
    The cab was a fine looking automobile
    4:59

Disc 5

  1. 1.
    Eddie and Jack ran up the sweeping drive...
    7:21
  2. 2.
    'So where does Miss muffett live?' Jack asked...
    3:01
  3. 3.
    'Listen Eddie,' said Tinto...
    9:33
  4. 4.
    The two trudged up the toymaker's gravel drive...
    6:31
  5. 5.
    Jack and Eddie stood once more upon the gravel drive
    5:51
  6. 6.
    Jack lifted Eddie, who clambered onto jack's head...
    6:14
  7. 7.
    Had Eddie's eyes been able to widen...
    8:18
  8. 8.
    With a struggling lad beneath one big leg...
    8:28
  9. 9.
    The moon was ducking down now...
    5:55
  10. 10.
    'Women,' said Jack
    6:33

Disc 6

  1. 1.
    Eddie and Jack stood back...
    7:14
  2. 2.
    Presently they found themselves in a dead-end situation
    3:56
  3. 3.
    At length they were no longer in the factory
    8:01
  4. 4.
    'And what about your brother?' said Eddie
    5:47
  5. 5.
    Eddie looked up at the young man...
    4:13
  6. 6.
    Curiously, the rich and famous folk did not seem...
    5:18
  7. 7.
    Jack stared
    2:33
  8. 8.
    If Eddie had been able to make fists...
    5:07
  9. 9.
    Jack was suddenly covered in blood
    3:00
  10. 10.
    It was two whole days before Jack got around to...
    5:27
  11. 11.
    BONUS TRACK: Mark Stay interviews Robert Rankin
    11:25

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